Dave: Hey... Janet?
Janet: Yes, Dave?
Dave: Do you think you can let me know when Steph makes it into the office this morning? I... have something for her.
Janet: Um, sure thing, Dave. How would you like to be contacted?
Dave: Oh, here, let me give you my... extension.
Janet: Dave, please.
Dave: What?
Janet: You always have to make dirty comments and I'm sick of it. Ugh, you make me so goddamn uncomfortable!
Dave: No no no, it's a speech impediment I have! You've got to... trust me on this.
Janet: Oh yeah? Why didn't it happen before I lost all that weight?!
Dave: Now you're just... pulling stuff out of your ass *wink*
Janet: And what was that?!
Dave: Nervous tick.
Janet: You're so full of it, Dave.
Dave: It's all the yelling, I swear! It just makes things... harder... on me *wink*
Janet: I can't... I can't even talk to you. This is too weird.
Dave: I'm sorry, but I mean, imagine what it's like to be me! Just the other day I was at my father-in-law's funeral. Let's just say whoever decided to call death "going stiff" needs to die.
Janet: Wow, I never thought of it that way. *chuckles* You've got to admit though, that's pretty funny.
Dave: Don't laugh at me, you cunt.
Janet: ...
Dave: *wink*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EXWO6QxE5s
Yeaahh wonderful,...
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