She sat alone with people around herSpewing filth as as she spokeListening to this girl was driving me MaD!She had to have known she was a jokeSo as she babbled with her mouth hung lowand her jelly doughnut sides jiggling with pure delightI looked...
Santa: Yo! Rudolph! Whazzzzzzzzzzzzup?!Rudolph: not too much…just drinking an egg nog…AND IT’S SPIKED AS SHITSanta: So we still going to the club tonight to pick up some Ho Ho Ho’s?! Rudolph: Hells yeah son! After a...
Turkey: Oh... hey, Eagle. What's up?Eagle: Not much, how have you been? I haven't seen you in at least three hundred years, my fair-feathered brethren. [Turkey self-consciously strokes his wattle.]Turkey: Ha. I know, right? I've been ca-razy busy...
Jason is the Virgin Mobile summer intern. Read his blog here.
These "getting to know you" things can be so awkward sometimes.