Conrad
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Wrote an article on Sunday, Apr 27An Open Poem to the Stupid Girl in My Lit Class
She sat alone with people around herSpewing filth as as she spokeListening to this girl was driving me MaD!She had to have known she was a jokeSo as she babbled with her mouth hung lowand her jelly doughnut sides jiggling with pure delightI looked...
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Wrote an article on Thursday, Dec 13
Santa and Rudolph on a Friday Night...
Santa: Yo! Rudolph! Whazzzzzzzzzzzzup?!Rudolph: not too much…just drinking an egg nog…AND IT’S SPIKED AS SHITSanta: So we still going to the club tonight to pick up some Ho Ho Ho’s?! Rudolph: Hells yeah son! After a...
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National picture on Wednesday, Dec 12The first of hopefully many...
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Liked an article on Friday, Jul 4A Sore Subject
Turkey: Oh... hey, Eagle. What's up?Eagle: Not much, how have you been? I haven't seen you in at least three hundred years, my fair-feathered brethren. [Turkey self-consciously strokes his wattle.]Turkey: Ha. I know, right? I've been ca-razy busy...
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Commented on a article on Thursday, Jul 3You forgot Poop DoggyDogg -
Commented on a article on Sunday, Jun 22...Ouch Braces FUCK!
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Liked an article on Sunday, Jun 22
Clippy Helps Write a Love Letter
Jason is the Virgin Mobile summer intern. Read his blog here.
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Liked a video on Thursday, Jun 19
Meet the Harvard Sailing Team
These "getting to know you" things can be so awkward sometimes.
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