Almost as romantically epic as Zeus's flaming trident on his stomach

She can give you that tattoo if you make eye contact.

This guy was on his way to Mexico.

This is what you wanted, right? I added an apostrophe into "Birthdays" because I thought it looked cool, too.

Bat Boy spotted!

Not only did he knock that truck off the road, but he just sewed his own outfit too.

"Let's just hope it never acquires super powers."

This is n*sync back when they were underground.

I'm just so happy to be alive!

Get your kids on the fast track to serial murder!

That toad.

When he hiccups, floating heart-shaped bubbles come out his mouth.

This is where the magic happens.

This is going to be your heart surgeon in 20 years.

Rub 'em anywhere!

"You should cut it up. That way it gets cooked in the middle."

Worst parents ever.

Ahhh, the natural beauty of childbirth

I can't hear you, I'm wearing my jacuzzi suit!

Hold on, help is on the way.