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You should see where he keeps Ken from the Sports Desk's head.

He danced when he should have punched, it's a common amateur mistake.

We know what you're thinking, and the answer is: Yes, those poles are stainless steel.

He's going to be really mad about this when he sobers up. In 2010.

It's 10 minutes long, but you can get a lot of enjoyment out of it if you let it load and skip around.

It's black and white, just like the porno-movie dildos of yesteryear.

Every so often a video is amazing because someone doesn't get hurt.

How many freshman can this chill dude clear?

So THAT'S How cell phones work...

The cover so bad, it made original artist Europe start counting up.

He'd do something about them, but those drunks are the top ranking government officials of his country.

According to 19th century logic, he must be doing well.

And assuming you already know how to throw your own feces and masturbate publicly, you're pretty much there!

GM thinks this is a great idea.

A constructive rebellion against society.

This is the coolest thing you can do on the keyboard next to getting rid of it and learning guitar.

They sound the same, but the horse is twice as smart. It reads at a fourth grade level.

Squeezing Star Wars for every last penny, George Lucas recently unveiled a new line of limited edition night stands.

You mean to tell me there are still people who haven't seen Star Wars? What a bunch of losers! I've seen it over 500 times.