I once bought my (ex)girlfriend flowers for no reason. Immediately after I gave them to her my roommate came home and we started talking about what he was doing for his girlfriend for thier anniversary. With the flowers still in her hand she turned to me and said "Why don't you ever do things like that for me?"
-Will

I was a 19 year old college freshman dating another 19 year old college freshman. We stopped in at a Dunkin' Donuts that he frequented. Upon walking up to the counter, the cashier said, "Oh hi, Chris! Is this your mom?"
-Hillari

My significant other of a year and a half cried hysterically for an hour and swore to never talk to me again because I jokingly said I was more attractive then her.
-Nick

Zach: Just back up, you're drawing agro.

David: I can't, I'm-

Cheryl: *opening the door* David...?

David: Oh sh*t!

Cheryl: Discarded pizza rolls, empty Mountain Dew bottles...What's going on here?

David: We were...I was...fixing Zach's computer!

Cheryl: Liar! *starts bawling* You're having a LAN party aren't you!?

David: You weren't supposed to see this! You aren't supposed to be home for another three hours!

Zach: I should leave.

David: No, you know what? I'm done hiding.

Cheryl: *crying* You told me you were watching football.

David: Zach and I are in love! With Warcraft.

Cheryl: What's next, David? Painting Warhammer figures? Magic The Gathering? You're a child.

Zach: Magic is a complex game of strategy! It's not for kids!

Cheryl: You stay out of this! You...you...virgin loser!

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My roommate was a good guy but he had some bad vices. I ended up loaning him 1500 dollars for school. He never paid me back when I ended up needing it. I went into our apartment and took everything that could be worth money whether it was mine or his but leaving his pot and his gun. I took everything to my parents' house and put it in storage. I went back to the apt and broke the front door lock. I told him we had been robbed but he did not want to call the cops because his drugs but more so because the gun he had was a class 3 weapon and he did not have a permit which is a federal crime. I had to pretend I was pissed not to report it. After our contract ended and we parted ways I pawned off all of his shit and got my money back plus a lot of extra. Sorry I hope we can still be friends, but seriously you scare the living sh*t out of me.
Jon Lafay, School Not Given