And you thought Nickelback couldn't get any better.

She doesn't even laugh like a human. She laughs like a girl.

This is the second stupidest thing he's done all day. The first was betting his friend he couldn't shoot him in the mouth with a paintball.

A more accurate thing for him to say would have been, "I love cookies."

These facts are true. But they're not Snapple Cap Fact true.

Coincidentally, their high school motto is: "Pass it to the guy behind you."

The Eagles practiced this tackling technique all season with defensive coordinator Paul Bearer.

A Thanksgiving special for anyone that grew up with Nickelodeon.

Man, those pilgrims were d*ckheads.

Their greatest achievement since going to space.

War. What is it good for? Videogames, apparently.

Shame, he called "bank" so it technically doesn't count.

Just think, we were once afraid these people would destroy the free world.

Spoiler Alert: He fails.

If you love somebody, let them go...

The audience is on the edge...of their... seat...

"IIII've been working on the railroad--oh sh*t! Oh sh*t!"

If found guilty, this kitten could spend the next cat-year in jail, roughly three human days.

Two girls, one producer.

His bark is worse than his reverse 360 heelflip.