Debunking Marijuana Myths

Myth #1: Marijuana makes you apatheic and unmotivated.Some say that people who smoke marijuana can never finish anything that they start, but

Not Gonna Lie, I'm Baked

(MR. HASKINS and the BOARD OF DIRECTORS sit around a conference table. STEVENS enters.)MR. HASKINS: Stevens, thank you for coming in.STEVENS: No, man, thank you.MR. HASKINS: Well, have a seat. We're all here to talk about the sales numbers your...

Unexpected Unicorn Moments

Man on Street: Wow, a unicorn! This is the most magical day ever!Unicorn: Give me all of your money.Husband: Honey, what is that? Oh my God, is that a unicorn? That's unbelievable! We're going to be rich!Wife: I'm leaving you.Husband: What? Why?...

Cute College Cat of the Week: Miss Fluffers

Name: Miss Fluffers Age: 1School: Kimberly's ApartmentHometown: The Pet ShelterMajor: String TheoryFavorite Drink: MilkIf I'm trying to get with you, what should I do?Meow.What should I avoid doing?Meow.What's better, twine or yarn?Meow.Are you...

Stoned / Drunk / Robots

You go to class... Stoned Drunk In a World Ruled by Robots ...and macroeconomics is suddenly the most interesting thing in the world.  Furthermore, that pie chart looks...

Responsibilities

Why The Superman/Batman Movie Will Never Happen

*Fade in on the Gotham City Police Department. Batman addresses Commissioner Jim Gordon and his officers.* Batman: There's no time to waste. Two-Face is holding the Second National Bank hostage, and we-*Superman bursts in.*Superman: Yo, Bruce-man,...