Most Improbable Lil Jon Mashup Ever

Go ahead, show this to your four year old.

A belly button is really just a nipple that goes in.

Ah, Britney. Every time we doubt you, you come back looking good.

"Taken on an airplane by a friend..." (nudity)

"We dared these two girls to show us their boobs. They decided it was a good idea even though we had multiple cameras out." Ohh, girls in college.

I love your skirt. Is it made out of towel?

"Hot chicks in their underwear... Lots of booze... God damn I love this country."

"After ohio st mich game, girl was showing everyone her boobs."

Out of the way, CollegeHumor logo.

I want to be this girl's mirror. Or her boyfriend. Whichever is easier, God.

I don't get why girls go out to dance when it's clearly so much more fun to do it topless in your own home.

Let me see that thong. Okay, now let me smell it.

"Just needed to show my girlfriend off, I think you'll understand why." Yeah, we understand. (nudity)

"Three hot girls from iowa stripping. not all girls fromt he midwest are cornfed pigs."

You get sprung, wanna pull out your tongue 'cause you notice that butt was stuffed

Lingerie is a tough word to spell, but it's worth it.

The yellow and orange Fantas are lame anyway.

Tae Kwon Do Super Move

He found his opponents one weakness: devastating blows to the head.

"Awesome public girl on girl action... but check out the little kid watching!!!" (nudity)

At this point you're basically wearing a tan line.