This is exactly what my dad used to wear to work.

Salt Waves

Technically speaking, salt is being poured on an amplified wave generator with a harmonic doohicky visualizing the sine thingies. Basically, this is how screensavers work.

This 11 year old is just like Britney Spears, except she isn't a whore. Plus as far as I can tell, she doesn't have any children. And she has an amazing voice. Huh, I guess she's nothing like Britney Spears.