CollegeHumor: Comments by Thomas Murray http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1792632 How Zombies Learned to Run Wed, 28 Oct 2009 15:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1792632 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

Zombie #1: BRAAAAIIINS...

Victim: AAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!

Zombie #1: BRAAAAIIINS!

Zombie #2: Mark.

Zombie #1: Shhh, I'm trying to stay focused here. BRRAAAAIINNNS!!

Zombie #2: Mark that guy is getting away from us, like, really easily.

Zombie #1: Dude I know. Who would've thought a middle-aged used car salesman could suddenly turn into frickin' Usain Bolt? Usain Bolt when he was alive, I mean. Zombie Usain Bolt is slower than me somehow.

Zombie #2: But that guy's just... he's just walking briskly.

Zombie #1: I know! It's like, where's the fire, asshole? I mean, there's fires all over the place, but you know what I mean. *Sigh* C'est la vie. We'll get the next one.

Zombie #2: Mark, I've been thinking.

Zombie #1: How? Your head's barely on.

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"[Company founder David T. Abercrombie's] love for the outdoors was his inspiration for founding Abercrombie & Co., dedicated to producing high-end gear for hunters, fishermen, campers, and explorers...Abercrombie outfitted Teddy Roosevelt's trips to the Amazon as well as Robert Peary's famous trip to the North Pole." (McBride, Dwight A., Why I Hate Abercrombie & Fitch: Essays On Race and Sexuality, p. 62-64)


The setting: a present-day Abercrombie & Fitch store. Teddy Roosevelt enters.

Salesguy: What's up.

Teddy Roosevelt: TURN DOWN THE VOLUME.

Salesguy: Huh?

Teddy Roosevelt: ON YOUR VICTROLA. I HAVE TO SHOUT JUST TO HEAR MY OWN VOICE.

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"[Company founder David T. Abercrombie's] love for the outdoors was his inspiration for founding Abercrombie & Co., dedicated to producing high-end gear for hunters, fishermen, campers, and explorers...Abercrombie outfitted Teddy Roosevelt's trips to the Amazon as well as Robert Peary's famous trip to the North Pole." (McBride, Dwight A., Why I Hate Abercrombie & Fitch: Essays On Race and Sexuality, p. 62-64)


The setting: a present-day Abercrombie & Fitch store. Teddy Roosevelt enters.

Salesguy: What's up.

Teddy Roosevelt: TURN DOWN THE VOLUME.

Salesguy: Huh?

Teddy Roosevelt: ON YOUR VICTROLA. I HAVE TO SHOUT JUST TO HEAR MY OWN VOICE.

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1. Kindergarten Cop (1990): John Kimble

If you thought that Arnold was badass when he was trying to kill Sarah Connor's unborn child in The Terminator (1984), your mind will be blown by the badassery of Kindergarten Cop as Detective Arnold protects a class of innocent kindergarteners.  Arnold has a ferret that only bites bad guys! And he's a bad teacher! And he does not have a too-mah! Who cares about illegal hijinks when there is the possibility of an Arnold vs. Kindergarteners blowout? It would have been an awesome twist, although it may have boosted the rating a little bit.  But it will most likely be the plot of Kindergarten Cop 2: The Next Generation. Just wait.  You'll see.  He can't be Governor forever. 

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1. Kindergarten Cop (1990): John Kimble

If you thought that Arnold was badass when he was trying to kill Sarah Connor's unborn child in The Terminator (1984), your mind will be blown by the badassery of Kindergarten Cop as Detective Arnold protects a class of innocent kindergarteners.  Arnold has a ferret that only bites bad guys! And he's a bad teacher! And he does not have a too-mah! Who cares about illegal hijinks when there is the possibility of an Arnold vs. Kindergarteners blowout? It would have been an awesome twist, although it may have boosted the rating a little bit.  But it will most likely be the plot of Kindergarten Cop 2: The Next Generation. Just wait.  You'll see.  He can't be Governor forever. 

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I hope no one noticed me taking this picture.

I saw this on the subway the other day.


New Yorkers will tell you that subway graffiti is not uncommon, in particlar on the subway. Even in more particular is the practice of drawing a penis next to someone's mouth. My pal Nasry even has a joke about how he is afraid to have his own TV show because it will inevitably lead to penises being drawn next to his face. (So far so good!) 


But in this case I have to take exception. This girl doesn't deserve this. I could understand if it was some skanky Bravo reality show about cutting hair or real housewives or "The Cougar"* which seem to fill the subway. Those ads cry out for penis drawings. This is a young lady trying to better herself by getting an education. She's stuck with a shitty sounding book too: Fields of Reading. If reading Catcher in the Rye is the equivalent of finding a million dollars in a suitcase, Fields of Reading sounds like the equivalent of well... having a dick drawn on your face.

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Um, hey, I hope this isn't too forward, but what do you think about watching it, you know, together? I mean as friends. It'll totally be a friend thing. Super casual. Remember a couple week ago when we had that Q&A sesh in the comments section? We were just thinking about that. We had a really good time. Do you also remember how you said, "We should do this again sometime?" Ok, maybe we said that. Either way. We want to try to do it again tonight during the show. You sit at your computer, we'll sit at ours, and you can ask us anything you want and we'll answer in the comments section. Anything you want. Let's not keep secrets from each other. Still totally a friend thing though.

Cool? Awesome. 7-10:30pm (eastern), comments section of this article. It's a date. I mean, not a date date.

Unless you want it to be.


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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:21877"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/5/collegehumor.410f4f84538571c78218e93585c6a5bb.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:21877">CH Staff</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 41 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1772112 Watch TV With US! Thu, 12 Mar 2009 14:15:35 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1772112 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> tonight at 9:30pm on MTV! You're going to be watching, right? Right?! Cool. Us too. Us too.

Um, hey, I hope this isn't too forward, but what do you think about watching it, you know, together? I mean as friends. It'll totally be a friend thing. Super casual. Remember a couple week ago when we had that Q&A sesh in the comments section? We were just thinking about that. We had a really good time. Do you also remember how you said, "We should do this again sometime?" Ok, maybe we said that. Either way. We want to try to do it again tonight during the show. You sit at your computer, we'll sit at ours, and you can ask us anything you want and we'll answer in the comments section. Anything you want. Let's not keep secrets from each other. Still totally a friend thing though.

Cool? Awesome. 7-10:30pm (eastern), comments section of this article. It's a date. I mean, not a date date.

Unless you want it to be.


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