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The Toilet of Tomorrow
CollegeHumor's Amir praises Chicago O'Hare Airport's state-of-the-art sanitary bathroom -- whether you want to hear it or not.
Amir Blumenfeld June 08, 2009
3 years ago. I also took a video, but mine just shows the seat go around, then it cuts to me saying "Science!""Don't worry that's just an ingrown hair. Now flip over and let me check you."
Thomas Murray June 06, 2009
Alright, now smell her a little."Hello little boy. Would you like to touch one of my gumballs?"
Mikael June 06, 2009
^you wouldn't."So this is a checklist of everything they want us to do during Beach Week?"
Thomas Murray June 06, 2009
Actually, it's there for artistic effect. This is a poem, right?Travolta always picks Frederick.
Thomas Murray May 30, 2009
Agree.Shouldn't you allot more for Saturdays and Sundays?
Thomas Murray March 10, 2009
Yeah, I supp....All hail Hypnotoad.You should've seen that little Terminator baby rip that girl's braces right off. It was crazy!
Thomas Murray February 11, 2009
Just cut the flesh off of her arm to make sure.Hemophilia ain't messin' around.
Anthony Elder January 27, 2009
Bulimia is serious business.If a restaurant like Boatwerks is paying to advertise their own demise, maybe it's best they're closing.
evan January 07, 2009
Commit a crime in the middle east and they'll Estonia.This is what it would be like if Gene Shalot worked for the Travel Channel.
I'm Ghana go now.
evan January 07, 2009
When it comes to boob shots: Nepal or it doesn't count.evan January 07, 2009
I should start doing my work, but 'Spain in my ass.If a restaurant like Boatwerks is paying to advertise their own demise, maybe it's best they're closing.
evan January 07, 2009
Commit a crime in the middle east and they'll Estonia.This is what it would be like if Gene Shalot worked for the Travel Channel.
I'm Ghana go now.
evan January 07, 2009
When it comes to boob shots: Nepal or it doesn't count.evan January 07, 2009
I should start doing my work, but 'Spain in my ass.If a restaurant like Boatwerks is paying to advertise their own demise, maybe it's best they're closing.
evan January 07, 2009
Commit a crime in the middle east and they'll Estonia.This is what it would be like if Gene Shalot worked for the Travel Channel.
I'm Ghana go now.
evan January 07, 2009
When it comes to boob shots: Nepal or it doesn't count.evan January 07, 2009
I should start doing my work, but 'Spain in my ass.Mum and Dad must be so proud of their baby girl.
Not Jerry January 04, 2009
Gorman:AAAAAHHHHHHHH AAHHHH
Not Jerry January 04, 2009
Ferris Bueller isn't really sick, and he gets away with everything.Mum and Dad must be so proud of their baby girl.
Not Jerry January 04, 2009
Gorman:AAAAAHHHHHHHH AAHHHH
Not Jerry January 04, 2009
Ferris Bueller isn't really sick, and he gets away with everything.The tattoo and irony have something in common. They both fade.
Cupcake December 18, 2008
Cleveland Indians jersey-shirt or Red Sox? You can decide.Damn, not another Huey Hog Model Chopper accident.
Thomas Murray December 18, 2008
I'll give you points for using Simon & Garfunkel as part of your response.This is how fat people do a modified wheelbarrow race.
Tracey November 20, 2008
He's being born, can't you see that?"Is it weird if 'that bartender' kept giving my boyfriend free drinks instead of me?"
Thomas Murray November 20, 2008
Bartender is gay.edit: or has downs.
This turns into a classmates.com trifecta once you check your e-mail.
Thomas Murray November 19, 2008
They just need to pay?Puff Doody.
Atari Bigby November 17, 2008
Don't you mean P. Doody?Don't even ask what they'll do if they find you reusing an old Slurpee cup.
Miles November 17, 2008
It's because he can't pay his mortgage.How Zombies Learned to Run
by Chase Mitchell October 28, 2009Thomas Murray October 28, 2009
Maybe he just meant Raisin' Canes. Delicious.Pickup Lines Of 10 Historical Figures
by Conor McKeon October 20, 2009Thomas Murray October 20, 2009
I hope not, you're just a baby.Thomas Murray October 20, 2009
I wonder how fast it will be canceled.Thomas Murray October 20, 2009
Again with this? It's "you're".Pickup Lines Of 10 Historical Figures
by Conor McKeon October 20, 2009Thomas Murray October 20, 2009
I hope not, you're just a baby.Thomas Murray October 20, 2009
I wonder how fast it will be canceled.Thomas Murray October 20, 2009
Again with this? It's "you're".Pickup Lines Of 10 Historical Figures
by Conor McKeon October 20, 2009Thomas Murray October 20, 2009
I hope not, you're just a baby.Thomas Murray October 20, 2009
I wonder how fast it will be canceled.Thomas Murray October 20, 2009
Again with this? It's "you're".8 Rejected Photobooth Effects
by CH Staff October 01, 2009Thomas Murray October 01, 2009
Where the fuck have you been? Yeah, he's her brother.Caption Contest 9/30
by BERT September 29, 2009Thomas Murray September 30, 2009
DRINK UNTIL YOU LOVE ME, BITCH!Study Abroad Ads: Reality vs. Expectations
by Owen and Ben September 11, 2009Thomas Murray September 11, 2009
I like the part where when my pointer goes over the picture, it changes!Good article.
Teddy Roosevelt Shops at the Abercrombie & Fitch of Today
by Alex Schmidt September 11, 2009Thomas Murray September 11, 2009
You're a waste of oxygen.Thomas Murray September 11, 2009
three-greed.Teddy Roosevelt Shops at the Abercrombie & Fitch of Today
by Alex Schmidt September 11, 2009Thomas Murray September 11, 2009
You're a waste of oxygen.Thomas Murray September 11, 2009
three-greed.3 Songs Without Auto-Tune
by Brian Murphy June 29, 2009Thomas Murray June 30, 2009
Yeah, this is hilarious.Arnold Schwarzenegger's Five Most Badass Roles
by Laura Hurley June 10, 2009Thomas Murray June 10, 2009
*Crippling depression. I'm from Cleveland, I should know.Thomas Murray June 10, 2009
I think Arnold's role in Jingle All The Way was by far his best. I'm pretty sure Sinbad won best supporting actor at the Oscars that year.Arnold Schwarzenegger's Five Most Badass Roles
by Laura Hurley June 10, 2009Thomas Murray June 10, 2009
*Crippling depression. I'm from Cleveland, I should know.Thomas Murray June 10, 2009
I think Arnold's role in Jingle All The Way was by far his best. I'm pretty sure Sinbad won best supporting actor at the Oscars that year.Subway Justice
by Mike Trainor June 05, 2009Thomas Murray June 06, 2009
She totally deserved it, chick's a cocktease.Watch TV With US!
by CH Staff March 12, 2009Thomas Murray March 15, 2009
NJ has Wawa, so I'm assuming NY has em.Anyways: Sheetz.
Thomas Murray March 15, 2009
When do you guys find out if you'll be renewed for more episodes?Thomas Murray March 15, 2009
For $1 a day, you can be my assistant.Thomas Murray March 15, 2009
^ Good answer.Thomas Murray March 15, 2009
99 Luftballoons by Nina.Thomas Murray March 15, 2009
Storks.Thomas Murray March 15, 2009
Robert Reich is the shiz. He was on Conan once in a mock cop-drama. Look it up.Thomas Murray March 15, 2009
Amir: Why will the Cavaliers beat the Lakers in the finals this year?Thomas Murray March 15, 2009
Haha! The Cavs don't always start him, he usually comes off the bench. BOO YAH!Thomas Murray March 15, 2009
Sounds more like a team about having mouf-sex.Watch TV With US!
by CH Staff March 12, 2009Thomas Murray March 15, 2009
NJ has Wawa, so I'm assuming NY has em.Anyways: Sheetz.
Thomas Murray March 15, 2009
When do you guys find out if you'll be renewed for more episodes?Thomas Murray March 15, 2009
For $1 a day, you can be my assistant.Thomas Murray March 15, 2009
^ Good answer.Thomas Murray March 15, 2009
99 Luftballoons by Nina.Thomas Murray March 15, 2009
Storks.Thomas Murray March 15, 2009
Robert Reich is the shiz. He was on Conan once in a mock cop-drama. Look it up.Thomas Murray March 15, 2009
Amir: Why will the Cavaliers beat the Lakers in the finals this year?Thomas Murray March 15, 2009
Haha! The Cavs don't always start him, he usually comes off the bench. BOO YAH!Thomas Murray March 15, 2009
Sounds more like a team about having mouf-sex.Watch TV With US!
by CH Staff March 12, 2009Thomas Murray March 15, 2009
NJ has Wawa, so I'm assuming NY has em.Anyways: Sheetz.
Thomas Murray March 15, 2009
When do you guys find out if you'll be renewed for more episodes?Thomas Murray March 15, 2009
For $1 a day, you can be my assistant.Thomas Murray March 15, 2009
^ Good answer.Thomas Murray March 15, 2009
99 Luftballoons by Nina.Thomas Murray March 15, 2009
Storks.Thomas Murray March 15, 2009
Robert Reich is the shiz. He was on Conan once in a mock cop-drama. Look it up.Thomas Murray March 15, 2009
Amir: Why will the Cavaliers beat the Lakers in the finals this year?Thomas Murray March 15, 2009
Haha! The Cavs don't always start him, he usually comes off the bench. BOO YAH!Thomas Murray March 15, 2009
Sounds more like a team about having mouf-sex.Watch TV With US!
by CH Staff March 12, 2009Thomas Murray March 15, 2009
NJ has Wawa, so I'm assuming NY has em.Anyways: Sheetz.
Thomas Murray March 15, 2009
When do you guys find out if you'll be renewed for more episodes?Thomas Murray March 15, 2009
For $1 a day, you can be my assistant.Thomas Murray March 15, 2009
^ Good answer.Thomas Murray March 15, 2009
99 Luftballoons by Nina.Thomas Murray March 15, 2009
Storks.Thomas Murray March 15, 2009
Robert Reich is the shiz. He was on Conan once in a mock cop-drama. Look it up.Thomas Murray March 15, 2009
Amir: Why will the Cavaliers beat the Lakers in the finals this year?Thomas Murray March 15, 2009
Haha! The Cavs don't always start him, he usually comes off the bench. BOO YAH!Thomas Murray March 15, 2009
Sounds more like a team about having mouf-sex.Watch TV With US!
by CH Staff March 12, 2009Thomas Murray March 15, 2009
NJ has Wawa, so I'm assuming NY has em.Anyways: Sheetz.
Thomas Murray March 15, 2009
When do you guys find out if you'll be renewed for more episodes?Thomas Murray March 15, 2009
For $1 a day, you can be my assistant.Thomas Murray March 15, 2009
^ Good answer.Thomas Murray March 15, 2009
99 Luftballoons by Nina.Thomas Murray March 15, 2009
Storks.Thomas Murray March 15, 2009
Robert Reich is the shiz. He was on Conan once in a mock cop-drama. Look it up.Thomas Murray March 15, 2009
Amir: Why will the Cavaliers beat the Lakers in the finals this year?Thomas Murray March 15, 2009
Haha! The Cavs don't always start him, he usually comes off the bench. BOO YAH!Thomas Murray March 15, 2009
Sounds more like a team about having mouf-sex.Watch TV With US!
by CH Staff March 12, 2009Thomas Murray March 15, 2009
NJ has Wawa, so I'm assuming NY has em.Anyways: Sheetz.
Thomas Murray March 15, 2009
When do you guys find out if you'll be renewed for more episodes?Thomas Murray March 15, 2009
For $1 a day, you can be my assistant.Thomas Murray March 15, 2009
^ Good answer.Thomas Murray March 15, 2009
99 Luftballoons by Nina.Thomas Murray March 15, 2009
Storks.Thomas Murray March 15, 2009
Robert Reich is the shiz. He was on Conan once in a mock cop-drama. Look it up.Thomas Murray March 15, 2009
Amir: Why will the Cavaliers beat the Lakers in the finals this year?Thomas Murray March 15, 2009
Haha! The Cavs don't always start him, he usually comes off the bench. BOO YAH!Thomas Murray March 15, 2009
Sounds more like a team about having mouf-sex.Watch TV With US!
by CH Staff March 12, 2009Thomas Murray March 15, 2009
NJ has Wawa, so I'm assuming NY has em.Anyways: Sheetz.
Thomas Murray March 15, 2009
When do you guys find out if you'll be renewed for more episodes?Thomas Murray March 15, 2009
For $1 a day, you can be my assistant.Thomas Murray March 15, 2009
^ Good answer.Thomas Murray March 15, 2009
99 Luftballoons by Nina.Thomas Murray March 15, 2009
Storks.Thomas Murray March 15, 2009
Robert Reich is the shiz. He was on Conan once in a mock cop-drama. Look it up.Thomas Murray March 15, 2009
Amir: Why will the Cavaliers beat the Lakers in the finals this year?Thomas Murray March 15, 2009
Haha! The Cavs don't always start him, he usually comes off the bench. BOO YAH!Thomas Murray March 15, 2009
Sounds more like a team about having mouf-sex.