Well last night I couldn't sleep, so my mind started wandering. In my lonely and sleep-deprived state, I concluded that my pink, high speed vibrator is more useful and dedicated than any man I've ever met/dated/slept with. So I have comprised a...
New York City: Boston! Hey, how's it going, dude?Boston: Hey man, I'm good, you?New York City: Can't complain. Oh, I forgot to ask you last time we...*New Haven runs into the room*New Haven: Hey yooooo! 'Sup dudes?New York City:...
Amy's not great at making friends.