"This is from a football Saturday at Notre Dame. We were walking by this group of kids playing football. My friend told them he would give them $100 if they kicked the ball off to him and he didn't run it back for a touchdown. He ran past most of the kids fairly easily, but 'had' to stiff arm the last kid."

Bohemian Fartsody

This is almost more impressive than actually writing Bohemian Rhapsody.

Wacky Soccer

For those of you who don't watch soccer in between World Cups.

The Sandlot 300

Starring Xerxes "The Jet" Rodriguez.