How I Make the Roundup

I do a spoof of the article, "How I Hide My Porn."

Every Episode of Ripley's Believe It Or Not

Camera opens on a medieval castle/building thingDean Cain gives a rundown of the episode to comeSome story about a dog saving his master’s life or somethingDean Cain says some pun like, “caNINE-1-1??? Believe it”{Commercial Break}...

An Ode To Ramen Noodles

That package, that crunch, unmistakable smell, It calls to me like Pavlov’s bell, The price, the taste, I can’t decide, What makes me want you by my side, But what I do know about you now, Is that your creator should take a bow, For...

Break-up Letter For The Cheating Girlfriend

Just in case your girlfriend cheats on you and you can’t seem to articulate the flaming newspaper that is your hate, I’ve done it for you. While you’re facebooking the naked pictures she gave you, she’ll be crying over the...

Reasons why the producers of “Ghost Rider” chose to cast Nicolas Cage

1. They couldn't get David Schwimmer.

Chat Room Bully

The Doctor Is Always In

After waiting for a few minutes, Michael Kingston is greeted by his primary care physician.Dr. Norton: Mr. Kingston, how are we today?Mr. Kingston: Oh hey doc, not too bad, but the throat's been sore for a few days now.Dr. Norton: Sorry to hear...