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Your "Best Friend" -- not to be confused with your best friend -- is kind of a tool. Nonetheless, you share a few common interests and usually work the same shift. He's overly friendly and easy to get along with. He's cool enough that he can appreciate your sense of humor, but can produce little funny of his own outside of quoting his favorite movies/comedians. He's tolerable when at work, but watch for inquiries about your weekend plans.
Sample Quote: "Somebody sh*t on the coats!"
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