And you thought Nickelback couldn't get any better.

A more accurate thing for him to say would have been, "I love cookies."

These facts are true. But they're not Snapple Cap Fact true.

Man, those pilgrims were d*ckheads.

If you love somebody, let them go...

It's what you don't see that frightens you the most.

The story of a visitor from Germany and her first impression of the CH office.

Iz on ur computr, captioning ur videeowzz!

Not sure what is more scary. Batman, or a man dressed as a bat hanging upside down in a woman's bathroom.

If this guy had any more talent, he'd actually be on the team!

This is what happens when corporations change pwn3rship.

The story of an employee just trying to share his gift with the rest of the office.

Don't call her a hero. She has no idea what that word means.

Nominated for an Oscar in the child abuse category.

In some parts of the country it's not considered poor form to scare the sh*t out of someone holding a gun.

...is so fat, she's been hospitalized for morbid obesity. The newest from Elephant Larry.

The Michael Jordan of pogo sticks flips from one stick to the next like an elegant ballerina. Astonishing.

Seriously, does anyone in America care?

"You get one rookie, and that's yours."