Some people may argue that playing videogames is a waste of time, and that I
should try to do something productive instead like read or go outside. Well,
thanks to the internet, I can interact with other shut-ins from the comfort
of my home. And just look at a few of the life lessons I've learned while playing
on Xbox Live.
Winning isn't everything
For instance, whenever I win a match, it's only because my opponents were "lagging
like a motherf*cker."
Everybody loses sometimes
Don't feel bad, It's probably just a result of you "sucking goat balls."