This is what happens when corporations change pwn3rship.

What an awful commercial. Now I'm only buying two.

Kittens are so lazy. They could have bought an ordinary vacuum for a tenth of the price.

Get excited. We are.

If ignorance is bliss, then I'm the blissest guy in the world. By far.

Go ahead, show this to your four year old.

There are just so many different animals to hate.

Mary-Kate and Ashley's short-lived talk show is EVEN funnier than the second season of "Full House."

Sketch comedy group, Idiots of Ants, from BBC3's television show, The Wall.

Even when standing still, Luigi still isn't as good as Mario.

Michael Showalter gets "Superbad" star Michael Cera's autographs.

The newest political scandal, to the tune of Sarah Silverman's I'm F*cking Matt Damon.

Available for all occasions. Wanted for none.

The book was better.

Barats and Bereta manage to make it even harder faster stronger better.

Proof that "Star Wars" fans can produce offspring.

Michael Showalter interviews 30 Rock star Jack McBrayer, unfortunately without Tina Fey.