CollegeHumor: User 717502's Articles http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1726087 I'd seriously suck an AIDS-dick for a chance to write jokes for Leno Thu, 05 Apr 2007 23:47:25 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1726087 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> No Joke.
I've carefully weighed the advantages and disadvantages of this plan, and I'm totally okay with the risk that I'd be taking.
Let me know if you can make this happen.
kthnx.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:717502"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/1/collegehumor.13688b8db6e999c5c14aa571d3ead8a0.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:717502">Matt Walsh</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1726087">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1726086 I h8 when other websites give my website free publicitey! Thu, 05 Apr 2007 23:45:18 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1726086 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Hey guy, why don't you chill out with all the free web traFFic that your sending me?!? I want my website to remane under the rader, for reals.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:717502"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/1/collegehumor.13688b8db6e999c5c14aa571d3ead8a0.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:717502">Matt Walsh</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1726086">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1726085 You know what word is still so funny to call people? Thu, 05 Apr 2007 23:43:33 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1726085 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Douche! That insult will seriously never get old. It was funny in middle school and it's funny now!

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:717502"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/1/collegehumor.13688b8db6e999c5c14aa571d3ead8a0.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:717502">Matt Walsh</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1726085">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1726084 You know what really grinds my gears? Thu, 05 Apr 2007 23:40:16 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1726084 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> When I can't think of a totally cliche subjest to rant about! It's like, if nobody else has already made a bunch of jokes about something, how do I know if it's okay for me to joke about, am I write?

Also, it grinds my gears when I can't find the drodes I'm looking 4.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:717502"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/1/collegehumor.13688b8db6e999c5c14aa571d3ead8a0.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:717502">Matt Walsh</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1726084">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1726083 Whut's the deal with vaginas? Thu, 05 Apr 2007 23:38:43 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1726083 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> I don't know about you guys, but those things are gross to me!

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:717502"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/1/collegehumor.13688b8db6e999c5c14aa571d3ead8a0.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:717502">Matt Walsh</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1726083">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />