Owned

"We're both psychologists experimenting on our youngest son to determine if it's possible to MAKE a child homosexual using the right influences and reinforcement."

I knew it!

A mere coincidence or the work of a disgruntled Wall Street exec? Only time will tell.

So does it double as a telescope?

I'll take, I dunno, a million?

Either that or they ate the baby.

Posting Bills.

That's actually a bad translation. The sign is trying to say "When achieving orgasms, watch out for bag-thieves."

Watch out on Monday and Tuesday folks, some will stay dry and others will feel the pain.

Piss Dollar

Everyone pissed on a dollar and left it on the ground, and this asshole picked it up.

And he spelled Mifflin wrong

Lemon Party - just obscure enough that you can get away with putting it on a sign!

Why you should check your new logo from all angles.

His first name was "Ohhhhhhhhh"

EATTHEFAT didn't fit.

Nope, my horror movie is that but with dinosaurs instead of people.

The management doesn't know, but that was just me after the Packers loss to the Giants.

HEY YOU GUUUUUUUUYS!

If you didn't believe it before, now you know for sure.

Also, trying should be tryin.'