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  • A Study Into the Dark World of Imbibing

    A compendium of ideas regarding the imbibed personality traits superseding those of the sober man can be found below this loquaciously  pedantic introduction.

    The sober man sees: Oprah Winfrey
    The imbibed man sees: Halle Berry

    The sober man sees: His roommate's bedroom
    The imbibed man sees: The house's bathroom

    The sober man sees: An old woman's hydrangea
    The imbibed man sees: The perfect place to fall face first into a hydrangea

    The sober man sees: A Taco Bell commercial
    The imbibed man sees: Heaven

    The sober man sees: Driving as a necessity to get from point A to point B
    The imbibed man sees: Driving as a divine mission to get to Taco Bell while evading those good-for-nothing police who want to kill his buzz

    The sober man sees: Hilary Clinton
    The imbibed man sees: Gross, its still Hillary Clinton

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    I am a 1987 alumnus of Yale where I was a member of Skull and Bones and also the captain of the football team. I later went on to be a congressman out of West Virginia where I promoted replacing the DARE program in our nation's schools with videos of Efram The Retarded Rabbit of Family Guy fame. After my term expired, I enrolled at Oregon State University where I'm currently working on my seventh Bachelors Degree; the current being leisure studies. Finally, I'm a Pices and I enjoy long walks on the beach. Stay classy CollegeHumor.

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