I am a 1987 alumnus of Yale where I was a member of Skull and Bones and also the captain of the football team. I later went on to be a congressman out of West Virginia where I promoted replacing the DARE program in our nation's schools with videos of Efram The Retarded Rabbit of Family Guy fame. After my term expired, I enrolled at Oregon State University where I'm currently working on my seventh Bachelors Degree; the current being leisure studies. Finally, I'm a Pices and I enjoy long walks on the beach. Stay classy CollegeHumor.

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