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What can I say? I love iguanas and ladders!
Darek Hawkins December 06, 2007
my GIRL friend. When she was in 5th grade.Rufio
"Upon entering the party and holding up his sword, he let out a 'Bangerangggg!' The rest of the party followed with "RUFIO! RUFIO! RUFI-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Darek Hawkins November 03, 2007
I was Rufio this year and my costume sucked compared to that one. The fact that I am white doesn't help much either...The Big Hit
This sport is wheely dangerous.
Darek Hawkins September 29, 2007
Holy shit he's paralyzed!!! What have you du.... oh yeah thats right...Le Idiot
To be fair, the audience was brought in from the 1300's.
Darek Hawkins September 08, 2007
Who said Mars? I didn't know you were allowed to think that and live.Squirrell on the Foul Pole
Fur ball!
Darek Hawkins September 07, 2007
That was more exciting than watching a baseball game. When does it get hit with a baseball?Dragon Force Hero
Through the Fire and Flames is in Guitar Hero III. Better grow a sixth and possibly even a seventh finger by the end of this year.
Darek Hawkins August 31, 2007
The song is 7 minutes 24 seconds. Their average song is 6 minutes long or something.Darek Hawkins August 31, 2007
I've heard mixed reviews about people hearing them live. Depends if you like metal or not I suppose.Darek Hawkins August 31, 2007
You said "noobs"! Fag.Darek Hawkins August 31, 2007
aren't there blue on easy bonus tracks? I donno I haven't played that much...Dragon Force Hero
Through the Fire and Flames is in Guitar Hero III. Better grow a sixth and possibly even a seventh finger by the end of this year.
Darek Hawkins August 31, 2007
The song is 7 minutes 24 seconds. Their average song is 6 minutes long or something.Darek Hawkins August 31, 2007
I've heard mixed reviews about people hearing them live. Depends if you like metal or not I suppose.Darek Hawkins August 31, 2007
You said "noobs"! Fag.Darek Hawkins August 31, 2007
aren't there blue on easy bonus tracks? I donno I haven't played that much...Dragon Force Hero
Through the Fire and Flames is in Guitar Hero III. Better grow a sixth and possibly even a seventh finger by the end of this year.
Darek Hawkins August 31, 2007
The song is 7 minutes 24 seconds. Their average song is 6 minutes long or something.Darek Hawkins August 31, 2007
I've heard mixed reviews about people hearing them live. Depends if you like metal or not I suppose.Darek Hawkins August 31, 2007
You said "noobs"! Fag.Darek Hawkins August 31, 2007
aren't there blue on easy bonus tracks? I donno I haven't played that much...Dragon Force Hero
Through the Fire and Flames is in Guitar Hero III. Better grow a sixth and possibly even a seventh finger by the end of this year.
Darek Hawkins August 31, 2007
The song is 7 minutes 24 seconds. Their average song is 6 minutes long or something.Darek Hawkins August 31, 2007
I've heard mixed reviews about people hearing them live. Depends if you like metal or not I suppose.Darek Hawkins August 31, 2007
You said "noobs"! Fag.Darek Hawkins August 31, 2007
aren't there blue on easy bonus tracks? I donno I haven't played that much...Japanese MMA Queen
She's good and all, but I'd like to see her in the ring with a real fighter like Stone Cold.
Darek Hawkins August 31, 2007
1:44 th ref smacks her ass, then settles his hand on it gently. awwwMario Theme Montage
The world's greatest song by the world's greatest musicians.
Chris Han August 30, 2007
I thought is said greatest musicians? Probably part of the joke... The end was Group X. I've heard of them...Do The Puppetmaster
Won't you learn Elijah's dancey dance?
Darek Hawkins August 30, 2007
When he says "now everyone go crazy", or whatever i want to see a clip from Sin City where he is kicking someones ass.Jake "Fall Down" Brown
Now you know how he earned that nickname!
Darek Hawkins August 06, 2007
I walked into a bar and was being walked to my table, and as i walked by the tv and i saw that one stunt. I was in awe and was wondering what just happened, and if the dude died. What a machine!Simpsons Trailer
This preview could have been five minutes of Matt Groening asleep and you would still pretty much have to see the movie.
Darek Hawkins July 29, 2007
I liked it the movie. It was better than I thought it would be."My buddy Rocking Rob drinking with his grandparents."
angie February 09, 2007
Ha thats what I was gonna say. Some red and It would be perfect.Looks like Mega Man just beat Wood Man and stole his power.
Darek Hawkins November 07, 2006
The football helmet was from when I was 12 so it didn't fit quite right. I stuffed my pants because I thought it'd be more funny. It was, and the girls kept touching it. It was a good timeDarek Hawkins December 19, 2006
thanksLooks like Mega Man just beat Wood Man and stole his power.
Darek Hawkins November 07, 2006
The football helmet was from when I was 12 so it didn't fit quite right. I stuffed my pants because I thought it'd be more funny. It was, and the girls kept touching it. It was a good timeDarek Hawkins December 19, 2006
thanksNames That I Don't Trust
by Eric Kester July 10, 2007Darek Hawkins July 29, 2007
My neighbor delivers babies, and when they were asking the name of the baby, the lady spelled out s-h-i-t-h-e-a-d. My neighbor yelled "Shithead???" and she said, "No (pronouncing it shith-eed)....... Although I have little room to speak, sensing my name has more spellings than any other I have ever seen, and mine is not very common. But Darek is better than Shithead.Darek Hawkins July 29, 2007
I went to high school with a kid named Taylor, and he gave himself the nickname Jasper in middle school or something, and just legally changed his name to Jasper Jinks. I also know an old lady named Rusty Rivers, and I saw a girl working at a grocery store named Ninja. I wanted her just because of her name.Darek Hawkins July 29, 2007
Oh yeah, my nick-name is Gangles...Names That I Don't Trust
by Eric Kester July 10, 2007Darek Hawkins July 29, 2007
My neighbor delivers babies, and when they were asking the name of the baby, the lady spelled out s-h-i-t-h-e-a-d. My neighbor yelled "Shithead???" and she said, "No (pronouncing it shith-eed)....... Although I have little room to speak, sensing my name has more spellings than any other I have ever seen, and mine is not very common. But Darek is better than Shithead.Darek Hawkins July 29, 2007
I went to high school with a kid named Taylor, and he gave himself the nickname Jasper in middle school or something, and just legally changed his name to Jasper Jinks. I also know an old lady named Rusty Rivers, and I saw a girl working at a grocery store named Ninja. I wanted her just because of her name.Darek Hawkins July 29, 2007
Oh yeah, my nick-name is Gangles...Names That I Don't Trust
by Eric Kester July 10, 2007Darek Hawkins July 29, 2007
My neighbor delivers babies, and when they were asking the name of the baby, the lady spelled out s-h-i-t-h-e-a-d. My neighbor yelled "Shithead???" and she said, "No (pronouncing it shith-eed)....... Although I have little room to speak, sensing my name has more spellings than any other I have ever seen, and mine is not very common. But Darek is better than Shithead.Darek Hawkins July 29, 2007
I went to high school with a kid named Taylor, and he gave himself the nickname Jasper in middle school or something, and just legally changed his name to Jasper Jinks. I also know an old lady named Rusty Rivers, and I saw a girl working at a grocery store named Ninja. I wanted her just because of her name.Darek Hawkins July 29, 2007
Oh yeah, my nick-name is Gangles...