"Hey, I'll just follow you, behind. I won't shoot at you."
I'm not going to lie..I would get pretty irritated if I was playing and a kid was following me around. Its like someone poking you repeatedly in the same spot.
Still... crappy thing to tell a kid, who'll actually show respect enough to obey, to turn it off like that.
I'm not trying to be lame, and I'm sure most people know, but the statue of David is actually anatomically complete. They added the fig leaf to cover the genitalia for times when women would be viewing the work of art.
Also, OK. lolz