It's been an entire week since your last confession and there's been a lot of good, solid sinning going on across the country. Check out the top 5 and don't forget to submit your misdeeds to our submission page!

Hey Rob, sorry about smearing, I mean, accidentally getting spaghetti sauce all over your favorite, expensive white shirt today. Maybe that wouldn't happen if you didn't leave your dirty rotting dishes all over the apartment. Don't worry, I rinsed it off... in the toilet. The toilet which hasn't been cleaned forever because it's your turn and you still haven't done it. Enjoy.
Jake Campbell, UCLA

A year back, we had these two neighbors who were absolute pricks. Playing drums terribly until 4am, throwing empty bottles on our lawn, stuff like that. Anyway, they crashed my brother's 21st party, absolutely smashed, and started going on about how he wasn't human because he was gay. They drank all the booze, groped some of the girls, made absolute nuisances out of themselves and then passed out. Still pissed off for ruining my brother's special day, I dragged them outside, onto their lawn, pulled off their clothes and then positioned them so that they were spooning. As a final touch, I dropped some sticky stuff around their hips and donated their clothes to charity. They moved away a week later. My parents bought me a Wii as a thank you.
Anonymous, Macquarie University

Your parents' Wii Tennis.

My dad saved all the "free trial of AOL" disks he received in the mail for the past 10 years. Approx. 40 CDs. "Just in Case."
Erik A, Illinois State

Whenever I tell my mom a URL or an e-mail address, she still asks, "Is that all one word or are there spaces in that?"
Graeme M

My dad's been using computers for almost 5 years now, but he still types with 2 fingers because he claims it's typing with "pinpoint accuracy."
Marley Burr, UVM

It's been a couple days since your last confession and there's been a lot of good, solid sinning going on across the country. Check out the top submissions and don't forget to submit your misdeeds here.

Jason, every time your skin broke out with rashes and or acne, it was because I replaced my body wash soap with laundry detergent because you were using mine.
Sean K., SIUC

I was the one that sewed your shirt to your pants while you were passed out 2 weeks ago.
Matt D., Southern Illinois