Two girls, one producer.

I think this commercial is trying to rob me.

Nominated for an Oscar in the child abuse category.

The Michael Jordan of pogo sticks flips from one stick to the next like an elegant ballerina. Astonishing.

It's black and white, just like the porno-movie dildos of yesteryear.

Stop laughing. That water is scalding hot.

An instant classic! Must watch!

This will be funny one day, as long as he doesn't grow up to kill somebody.

"Wait a second, this isn't a bank at all!"

The greatest minds of the late '70s determine our children's futures.

Is there anything he CAN do?

Kid hits a half courter using just his skateboard. Unreal.

Pitch-perfect singing and impeccable balance combine for incredible performance. Stunning!

Come on, who did it? I swear, if you kids don't settle down right now, I will turn this stock exchange around! I mean it!

"The names Christmas, Lloyd Christmas. This isn't my real job you know."

If Mother Nature knew, she'd be so disappointed.

Secret Pants hit the streets to find out how much ordinary people know about our nation's greatest patriot, Batman.

I think this commercial is trying to rob me.