1. Place her in a perilous, spy-movie-like situation, the likes of which she can only escape by reading directions in a foreign language that she claims to be fluent in.(Who knows Portuguese now, Cunt?) 2. Steal her...
“Although Hemingway’s In Our Time is now regarded as one of the seminal American expatriate works of the era, at the time of its release it was met with mixed critical review. It’s unfortunate that none of us has the capability...
Dear Misters DJ Paul, Juicy J, Crunchy Black and Lord Infamous, My warmest regards and most thorough congratulations to you on your recent Academy Award win.I, among many others, felt that your victory for best song was a refreshing change from...
Hark! A clarion bell of liberty and democracy has rung out through our great land, and it has emanated from the gleaming, silver whistling devices of our nation’s refereeing officials.In a match of narrowly-avoided defeat this third Sun-day...
1. You’re spending the day at a theme park with three of your closest gal friends, when you decide you want to flash your breasts to the camera at the top of the roller coaster. You get on the __________. 1. Superman coaster—...
1. You’re spending the day at a theme park with three of your closest gal friends, when you decide you want to flash your breasts to the camera at the top of the roller coaster. You get on the __________. 1. Superman coaster—...
Hark! A clarion bell of liberty and democracy has rung out through our great land, and it has emanated from the gleaming, silver whistling devices of our nation’s refereeing officials.In a match of narrowly-avoided defeat this third Sun-day...
Dear Misters DJ Paul, Juicy J, Crunchy Black and Lord Infamous, My warmest regards and most thorough congratulations to you on your recent Academy Award win.I, among many others, felt that your victory for best song was a refreshing change from...
1. Place her in a perilous, spy-movie-like situation, the likes of which she can only escape by reading directions in a foreign language that she claims to be fluent in.(Who knows Portuguese now, Cunt?) 2. Steal her...
“Although Hemingway’s In Our Time is now regarded as one of the seminal American expatriate works of the era, at the time of its release it was met with mixed critical review. It’s unfortunate that none of us has the capability...