Paul Krumholz
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- April 14th, 2007
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Wrote an article on Saturday, Apr 14Suitably Ironic, Sometimes Elaborate Methods in Which I Would Like to Inflict Harm upon My Friend, the Hipster
1. Place her in a perilous, spy-movie-like situation, the likes of which she can only escape by reading directions in a foreign language that she claims to be fluent in.(Who knows Portuguese now, Cunt?) 2. Steal her...
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National article on Thursday, Apr 19Increasingly Obvious Attempts to Draw Attention to the Old Lady in My American Literature Class
“Although Hemingway’s In Our Time is now regarded as one of the seminal American expatriate works of the era, at the time of its release it was met with mixed critical review. It’s unfortunate that none of us has the capability...
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Wrote an article on Saturday, Apr 14
An Open Letter to the Three 6 Mafia
Dear Misters DJ Paul, Juicy J, Crunchy Black and Lord Infamous, My warmest regards and most thorough congratulations to you on your recent Academy Award win.I, among many others, felt that your victory for best song was a refreshing change from...
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Wrote an article on Saturday, Apr 14
A Newspaper Story Covering a National Football League Game, Had the League Been Present During the Late 1770’s
Hark! A clarion bell of liberty and democracy has rung out through our great land, and it has emanated from the gleaming, silver whistling devices of our nation’s refereeing officials.In a match of narrowly-avoided defeat this third Sun-day...
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National article on Wednesday, Apr 18
What Do Your Public Displays of Nudity Say About You?
1. You’re spending the day at a theme park with three of your closest gal friends, when you decide you want to flash your breasts to the camera at the top of the roller coaster. You get on the __________. 1. Superman coaster—...
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Liked an article on Thursday, Apr 19What Do Your Public Displays of Nudity Say About You?
1. You’re spending the day at a theme park with three of your closest gal friends, when you decide you want to flash your breasts to the camera at the top of the roller coaster. You get on the __________. 1. Superman coaster—...
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Liked an article on Thursday, Apr 19
A Newspaper Story Covering a National Football League Game, Had the League Been Present During the Late 1770’s
Hark! A clarion bell of liberty and democracy has rung out through our great land, and it has emanated from the gleaming, silver whistling devices of our nation’s refereeing officials.In a match of narrowly-avoided defeat this third Sun-day...
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Liked an article on Thursday, Apr 19
An Open Letter to the Three 6 Mafia
Dear Misters DJ Paul, Juicy J, Crunchy Black and Lord Infamous, My warmest regards and most thorough congratulations to you on your recent Academy Award win.I, among many others, felt that your victory for best song was a refreshing change from...
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Liked an article on Thursday, Apr 19
Suitably Ironic, Sometimes Elaborate Methods in Which I Would Like to Inflict Harm upon My Friend, the Hipster
1. Place her in a perilous, spy-movie-like situation, the likes of which she can only escape by reading directions in a foreign language that she claims to be fluent in.(Who knows Portuguese now, Cunt?) 2. Steal her...
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Liked an article on Thursday, Apr 19
Increasingly Obvious Attempts to Draw Attention to the Old Lady in My American Literature Class
“Although Hemingway’s In Our Time is now regarded as one of the seminal American expatriate works of the era, at the time of its release it was met with mixed critical review. It’s unfortunate that none of us has the capability...
39 likes |
52 Comments
