We woke up when he fell from the top bunk, pissed himself on the floor, and put his own head in...
Overprotective boyfriend
Clarissa: Ugh, two tests tomorrow and I haven’t done any of my chores. What am I gonna do?A ladder is set against her window.Clarissa: Hey, Sam. (*Guitar riff!*)Thief: Where’s your money?Clarissa: Who are you?Thief: I’m a guy who...