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1 week agoDon't Vote
Sarah Silverman and Jonah Hill can make even a voting PSA funny.
view in contextZap Brannigan October 01, 2008
Unless you are Extremely wealthy or Extremely poor, you aren't going to see much of a difference anyway. As much as I hate Obama Fanboys, Democratic tendencies are the necessary flux we need to shift the economy back neutral.
that or RON PAUL!!!!!! write in motherfuckers!view in contextZap Brannigan October 01, 2008
I hope you mean Ellen and Portia.... together.... telling jokes.view in contextZap Brannigan October 01, 2008
No Fuck you Justin, you are just as dumb as that cunt Addisonview in contextZap Brannigan October 01, 2008
Don't listen to Justin. He is upset that he was recently revealed as being legally mentally handicapview in contextZap Brannigan October 01, 2008
Thank you hank, you have, with one sentenced refuted all of science. I assume you have just cause for doing so. "Because, leonardo Dicaprio said so" isn't going to cut it.view in contextZap Brannigan October 01, 2008
That little Asshole was in ROCKY dammit. who the fuck are you?
oh wait, you're tron.view in contextZap Brannigan October 01, 2008
I bet Justin still believes in Santa.
And again Addison is a GOSH DARN GEE WILLIKERS FUCKTARD.
Just because - drink coke - you can't -drink coke- find the - drink coke - subliminal messages - drink coke - in an ADVERTISEMENT - drink coke - doesn't mean - drink coke - we all - mmmm refreshing coke - are incapable.view in contextZap Brannigan October 01, 2008
Because he's not a fucking retard that goes to UNC greensboro. Get a clue you moview in contextZap Brannigan October 01, 2008
As a fat person myself, I agree that we don't deserve names.view in contextZap Brannigan October 01, 2008
Is it weird if I thought she was hotter as a 13 year old with a cigarette and a gun? Also Jean Reneauview in contextZap Brannigan October 01, 2008
Fuck man, I watched the video. does that mean that I will die in 7 days or that I will never have good luck again?view in contextZap Brannigan October 01, 2008
what's a matter Seth, you don't like being talked to like an idiot? Or is it that you don't like being treated like a bratty teenager?
Maybe you don't like being preached to and coached only to vote one way.
nah, couldn't be that. Everyone respects whatever Laura Linney has to say!view in contextZap Brannigan October 01, 2008
Lol canada elections, what do you vote for? Which leaf to name another sports team after?view in contextZap Brannigan October 01, 2008
This video convinced me of one thing too. Demoncrats are fucking slimey. I knew that as soon as Leo opened this thing I was going to be watching something about "global warming" or some shit. I appreciate the attempt to rally citizens to vote but I would respect these celebs a tiny bit more than I respect people that don't own lap dogs, if they would have left out their political agenda. I realize that that is asking the impossible from people with no political education but a huge soapbox and innumerable mindless followers. You fucking smug assholes.
Republicans aren't any better, with their " I do what the guy who read me the bible tells me to do" attitude.
I'm here as the anti-celeb ASKING you to educate yourself on the issues that will affect you and your family and your friends and your enemies, before you decide which way to cast your vote. Voting is worthless to you if you don't know what you are voting for. -
1 week agoTumbling Escalator Woman
Tragically, this escalator leads directly to a meat grinder.
view in contextZap Brannigan October 01, 2008
just replace last line with " Ewww, I'm not touching that" -
3 weeks agoOprah vs Over 9000 Penises
"Next week, 8000 vaginas and 11,000 anuses"
view in contextZap Brannigan September 21, 2008
O'reilly already conceded defeat.... Oprah isn't far behind -
1 month agoForrest Gump - inspiring as a movie, sad in real life.
From Brentview in contextZap Brannigan September 16, 2008
Gump sat alone on bench in a park
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1 month agoMystery Video
Watch it, if you dare!
view in contextZap Brannigan August 30, 2008
But he's in college, Joey. That automatically entitles him to 1 free soap box per day along with no one questioning his logic or morals. Isn't that the rule? I mean, that's what all my professors have taught me. -
1 month agoThe tough to answer Yahoo questions...
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1 month agoHer mother goose was a b*tch.
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1 month agoPaintball in the Mouth
This is the second stupidest thing he's done all day. The first was betting his friend he couldn't shoot him in the mouth with a paintball.
view in contextZap Brannigan August 26, 2008
Karen didn't wear her saftey glasses. Now she doesn't need them -
2 months agoCute Girl's Weird Laugh
She doesn't even laugh like a human. She laughs like a girl.
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2 months agoShowoff gets Knocked Out
He danced when he should have punched, it's a common amateur mistake.
view in contextZap Brannigan August 20, 2008
yeah, way to go CH... don;t you guys ever watch B action movies anymore to? -
2 months agoNew rule: when a shirt needs to be that big, it shouldn't come in a horizontal stripe design option.
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2 months agoDouble Dragon
Check back soon for when they team up with the battle toads.
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2 months agoScatmanson
Play it backwards and it's also gibberish.
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2 months agoImperial Forces Invade San Francisco
Dealing with the empire is sure to be a hot issue in the 2008 mayoral election.
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2 months agoCH Videogames Weekly: Nintendo's Holiday Lineup
Nintendo has Jeff and Patrick over to check out for a highbrow discussion about the future of digital entertainment and some wine.
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2 months agoHardly Working: New Editor
Dan teaches CH's new editor about the Final Cut Pros and cons of making office videos.
From CH Staffview in contextZap Brannigan August 12, 2008
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST -
2 months agoMonkey Ice Skating
Phase one is complete, now get the tiny hockey sticks so we can begin phase two.
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2 months agoAwkward Rap
A hip-hop tribute to life's most uncomfortable moments.
From CH Staffview in contextZap Brannigan August 11, 2008
it's funny cuz Amir loves them Mcnuggets. I feel ya bromosexual -
2 months agoHey, what are you doing with my just jealous?
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2 months agoFavre isn't even on the Packers anymore! Also I think he's still white.
From Chris at Quinnipiac
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