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• Wrote an article on Monday, Sep 24

  Worst Movies To Get Caught Jerking Off To...

  Rudy - If you're jerkin to a tear jerker, you're a jerk.Bambi - Beastiality, really?The Little Giants - Icebox was just one of the guys.Toy Story - Woody?Simon Birch - Poor form.Field Of Dreams - If you build it, he will cum... come on.Little Miss...

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• Wrote an article on Wednesday, Jul 25

  Letter From My Soon-To-Be Freshman Roomate

  Yo!Sherry, my mom, told me I had some mail the other day so I figured I’d check that out. Turns out, I’m your new roommate. It should be pretty sweet, I think we prolly got a lot in common. A little about me:My names Carlos, I grew up...

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• National article on Friday, Jul 27

  A Letter To Sarah Bergman on the Last Night of Camp

  I know that the last few summers have been especially hard for us to hang out. And I'm really upset that we weren't in the same bus group for the Six Flags trip. That's the 5th year in a row that our request to be together on the bus fell through....

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• National article on Thursday, Jul 5

  States of the Union

  INT. CONFERENCE TABLEThe 50 states are sitting around a large conference table.Ohio: Everything has been downhill since we took Alaska.Hawaii: I told you all 50 were too many.Delaware: We were better off as colonies.Illinois: Would you all shut up?...

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• Wrote an article on Friday, Jun 22

  Just For Kicks

  The Actual Billboard #1 Songs of the Year from 1990-2000:1990 Wilson Phillips "Hold On"1991 Bryan Adams "Everything I Do (I Do It For You)1992 Boyz II Men "End Of The Road"1993 Whitney Houston "I Will Always Love You"1994 Ace Of Base "The...

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• Liked a picture on Tuesday, May 13

  OK, we can turn around now.

  
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• Liked a video on Monday, May 12

  Bill O'Reilly Is Angry

  I guess he prefers Sting's earlier work? This is Bill O'Reilly from an old episode of Inside...

  
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• Liked a video on Saturday, Feb 23

  Hardly Working: Whitest Kids

  Now with 100% more real actors

  
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• Liked a video on Tuesday, Feb 12

  Chris Berman Goes Crazy

  These Sportscenter commercials are getting a little too real for my taste.

  
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• Liked an article on Saturday, Feb 9

  In A World Where Things Turned Out Differently

  THE YEAR: 2019. Dale is playing Virtual Boy 6 when Chris rolls through the door.Chris: Hey bro! Sorry about this. There were so many PT Cruisers outside I couldn't find a place to park my Segway.Chris plops down on the couch and begins channel...

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