Rudy - If you're jerkin to a tear jerker, you're a jerk.Bambi - Beastiality, really?The Little Giants - Icebox was just one of the guys.Toy Story - Woody?Simon Birch - Poor form.Field Of Dreams - If you build it, he will cum... come on.Little Miss...
Yo!Sherry, my mom, told me I had some mail the other day so I figured I’d check that out. Turns out, I’m your new roommate. It should be pretty sweet, I think we prolly got a lot in common. A little about me:My names Carlos, I grew up...
I know that the last few summers have been especially hard for us to hang out. And I'm really upset that we weren't in the same bus group for the Six Flags trip. That's the 5th year in a row that our request to be together on the bus fell through....
INT. CONFERENCE TABLEThe 50 states are sitting around a large conference table.Ohio: Everything has been downhill since we took Alaska.Hawaii: I told you all 50 were too many.Delaware: We were better off as colonies.Illinois: Would you all shut up?...
The Actual Billboard #1 Songs of the Year from 1990-2000:1990 Wilson Phillips "Hold On"1991 Bryan Adams "Everything I Do (I Do It For You)1992 Boyz II Men "End Of The Road"1993 Whitney Houston "I Will Always Love You"1994 Ace Of Base "The...
I guess he prefers Sting's earlier work? This is Bill O'Reilly from an old episode of Inside...
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THE YEAR: 2019. Dale is playing Virtual Boy 6 when Chris rolls through the door.Chris: Hey bro! Sorry about this. There were so many PT Cruisers outside I couldn't find a place to park my Segway.Chris plops down on the couch and begins channel...