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yesterdayBall In The Face Prank
I bet the architect designing this kitchen window had exactly this in mind.
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I'm going to go with some kind of popsicles, otter pops maybe. But definitely not beer. -
4 days agoThe Governing Bodies contest is 5-1 in predicting presidential elections. In '88, it went for Dukakis.
From n00bview in contextTBizzle yesterday
Yeah you're telling me. When he goes all emo for about 20 minutes. Really, really disappointing and creepy. -
5 days agoThey're right below Oscar Meyer Rock Hards.
From Chuckview in contextTBizzle yesterday
Smash I just went to a coffee place and bought a chocolate caramel expresso and poured it on myself.
What do you think now?view in contextTBizzle yesterday
^^ LOL that's a hilarious reference. Pokemon trainer. Been awhile. -
5 days agoTexas has Balls of Steel.
From Captain PG at Texasview in contextTBizzle yesterday
Blow me, all right? But not literally, though. Unfortunately, there's no promotion involved for you.view in contextTBizzle yesterday
Yeah I agree with Smash. She wants your dick...right next to his. Don't be gay.view in contextTBizzle yesterday
Ok mission underway. I first need to find out where she is staying. I'll report back periodically with status updates.view in contextTBizzle yesterday
I saw Megan Fox yesterday. She's is in Tucson with Shia LeBouf filming Transformers 2 in the desert somewhere.
And let me tell you, in person....wow.
^ Wow amazing.view in contextTBizzle yesterday
Well I'd enjoy any movie with Scarlett Johanssen in it. So I'm in. -
5 days agoThis spot must for that that hot girl's lame "mom" friend.
view in contextTBizzle 4 days ago
I just read that entire thread over again, the "Seniors Rule" one. Unbelievable.view in contextTBizzle 4 days ago
I took the viral video test and got 29.6 on medium. I'm disappointed with myself.view in contextTBizzle 4 days ago
*Pulls seat out from under Mikee as he's sitting down. Laughs hysterically."view in contextTBizzle 4 days ago
Ahh it's already that magical time of year? When high school students across the country get drunk and have sex. What a great country. -
5 days agoWill this ever get old?
From Gregview in contextTBizzle 5 days ago
A street downtown where the hookers hang out...pretty much my haunt in 3rd gradeview in contextTBizzle 5 days ago
Haha Van Buren, nice. No one else will get that reference but I do Lisa, I do.view in contextTBizzle 5 days ago
You always do everything people tell you to do Smash? What if I told you to jump off a bridge? -
1 week agoWait a minute! You CAN die from it? My 7th Grade gym teacher was right, it must have been his first time too.
From Easy Eview in contextTBizzle October 06, 2008
I agree Gorman, I'd be angry if I saw this going on on someone's tombstone I knew. -
1 week agoDon't be fooled, the can is a trap to lure you into a false sense of security.
view in contextTBizzle October 07, 2008
^^^^ A girl will show you her tits whenever? Aren't you like 15?
edit: Best part is on RIGHT NOW.
v Well then you got game my friendview in contextTBizzle October 07, 2008
^ Because it's the only good thing to ever come out of Detriot
edit: besides youview in contextTBizzle October 07, 2008
It's on VH1.
edit: My favorite part is the end when he beats Papa Doc.view in contextTBizzle October 07, 2008
Every other word is bleeped out. And basically every word of the rap battles is.view in contextTBizzle October 07, 2008
^^^^ Yeah seriously? He's been in tons of movies...and used to be a rap star
^^ I will not thank you/view in contextTBizzle October 07, 2008
^ People watch that show? I thought it was one of those soon to be cancelled ER wannabesview in contextTBizzle October 07, 2008
Who's the guy who didn't think this was a good impression? That person was wrong.
http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2008/10/06view in contextTBizzle October 07, 2008
I just figured I'd try to fire up all the Obama lovers. I don't know who I like yet.
I'm trying not to fall into the trap of seemingly every other college student; they like Obama because of 2 things; He's a good speaker and he's black. Well 3 things, because McCain is awkward.view in contextTBizzle October 07, 2008
I live in Arizona, we only have summer and winter. Sorry I couldn't help. -
1 week agoObama is off screen to the left (stage right).
From Trevor Hungerfordview in contextTBizzle October 08, 2008
To tell you the truth I am probably going to vote for Obama, I just get annoyed when people jump all over McCain or Palin for no real reason (being too old or too dumb.) Palin must be pretty smart to get to where she is now.
^ That's stupid. Any and every candidate for the presidency has contradicted himself at least once.view in contextTBizzle October 08, 2008
You have no reason to hate her other than she's a woman and "a hick"view in contextTBizzle October 08, 2008
All bands FTMFL.
Newsflash; nobody cares about you at halftime. You play too loud, no one can understand what you're playing and you're just delaying more football. -
2 weeks agoHe was just watching SNL with his fraternity brothers at the University of Maine. . . then "Live at the Apollo" came on.
From Drew Tyerview in contextTBizzle October 06, 2008
Don't get so defense Dignam, it's just mocking his mannerisms. You take yourself way too seriously.view in contextTBizzle October 06, 2008
"I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy."
Name that quote.view in contextTBizzle October 06, 2008
Haha thank you Lisa I was happy in that picture, of course those were happier times. These tough times may cause me to fight Rob (not Costafarian) and I'm ready. -
2 weeks agoPutting a sand trap in really puts a stop to bouncing.
From Neal S at Western Washingtonview in contextTBizzle October 08, 2008
I like John Mayer because he was funny on Chappelle Show. His music though? Not so much. -
2 weeks agoAnd they said segregation disappeared in the 1960's...
view in contextTBizzle October 06, 2008
I was bored. I considered turning it off and I love Entourage. -
2 weeks agoIronically this is how Edward 80 Hand separated his shoulder in the first place.
From steven at University of Arizona -
2 weeks agoIt was his senior year and he didnt have an office, why not?
From Stone Cold at University of Kentuckyview in contextTBizzle October 07, 2008
^^^Your answer was totally wrong, in case it's LA vs. Boston...then you win.
^Agreedview in contextTBizzle October 07, 2008
Please please please let it be Phillies and Rays. Anything but L.A. vs. Boston again. Fuck those cities.
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2 weeks agoBritney spares another life she could have destroyed.
From Jessicaview in contextTBizzle October 02, 2008
I didn't mean he left, but he's stopped with the nasty porn links, and it seems he's stopped doing what so many people hated.
but then gary here comes alongs and says the same thing old Dildo would have said. -
2 weeks agoOne of them tried to burn my entire house down, all you could do was blow on it Hurricane Ike.
From Bethany Cannondaleview in contextTBizzle October 01, 2008
You just couldn't type coherently and completely ruined people's self esteem on yahoo answers. Your account is probably banned. -
2 weeks agoThe first 8-year-old to be accepted to every fraternal organization in America, no questions asked.
From Sally at Ball Stateview in contextTBizzle October 01, 2008
I didn't even know you COULD send messages on here. I am a loser and way out of the loop. -
2 weeks agoProteasers during a religious protest FTW!
From Alex at Grand Valley Stateview in contextTBizzle October 01, 2008
I cannot. I'm a huge sports fan, football/basketball/baseball...but hockey doesn't do it for me.
I argued with Smash about it last night, you won't win me over.view in contextTBizzle October 01, 2008
FINE DON'T SEND ME ANY MESSAGES. I WOULDN'T READ THEM ANYWAY.view in contextTBizzle October 01, 2008
^^ Ever heard of roofies?
edit: http://baltimore.craigslist.org/cas/862709378.htmlview in contextTBizzle October 01, 2008
I was reading the last picture comments and learned you could check messages. So I checked mine and I had one!! From some slut named Rachel Bailey who "thought I looked interesting" and wanted me to sign up to some date factory website.
Damn bots. -
2 weeks agohelp for the arrow illiterate
From PU-36 ESMview in contextTBizzle 3 days ago
23? (I have to type more because apparently my message is too short)view in contextTBizzle 4 days ago
Really really fucked it up. I'm hurt. I turn 23 in 4 months though!view in contextTBizzle 4 days ago
Down arrows are the worst. It causes me to read things out of order, which confuses me.
I DON'T LIKE BEING CONFUSED.view in contextTBizzle 4 days ago
How could you forget? I never said it before.
But I'm kidding anyway, I'm 22. 29 is almost 30, ew.view in contextTBizzle 4 days ago
^^^ You would have felt like shit through all day Sunday and into Monday? That is one helluva hangover.view in contextTBizzle 4 days ago
I was really excited when I saw the premise for that skit, but eh. -
2 weeks agoSo does it double as a telescope?
From PU-36 ESMview in contextTBizzle October 01, 2008
Nice try, not that funny.
But I still like you, Tucson represent!
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