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Lily Allen is "Hot N Cold" sometimes. Oh, wait is that a Katy Perry song? Whatever, nice butt!

"This was taken during summer vacation, I didn't know these girls but the one pulling down the bottom of the other thought it would be funny so she asked me to take a pic."

I'll take three more, thanks!

"On my 21st birthhday my friends whacked my ass 21 times... with an oar. "

ATTENTION GIRLS: Pretend this chick took a crap on that lawn chair and you won't feel so jealous of her mind-enhancing ass.

"Her name is Katie, and shes got one of the nicest asses in our class... I want to share it with the world"