K W Schroeder's Articles

1 total in September 2007

  • Guy 1: I guess my main problem with Obama is that no one really knows him, you know?

    Guy 2: I see your point, but I think you’re forgetting that no one really ‘knew’ Lincoln, either.

    Guy 1: How does Lincoln have anything to do with it? Those were the days when it still took months for people to send letters to their families. Today, it’s like- BAM. ‘Hey, Mom and Dad, what’s the haps?’

    Guy 2: I don’t follow.

    Guy 1: Well, I mean that information is everywhere today, in the blink of an eye, and… Are- are you seriously just going to chew on your finger like that while I’m talking?


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