Anti-Maggie Gyllenhaal Rap

Produced by Katie Holmes.

The Morning After

A lesson in sex education: Don't do any of these things.

Norwegian Scream of Death

World's worst viking, by far.

Tiny Skateboarder

The toughest part of being a tiny skateboarder is finding size .05 Vans.

Human Mirror

Improv Everywhere sends pairs of identical twins into the subway to blow some minds. Special effects courtesy of God.

I Have To Go In A Minute Show: Crappy Slam Poet

Dan answers a viewer comment and talks to a really bad slam poet.

This one's funny!

This one's funny!

Mystic River II: Sean Penn Picks Up His Daughter

The Oscar-winning actor gives the after-school meetup of a lifetime.

This one's funny!

Puppies Chase Boy

Timmy Harrington, 2003 - 2008

This one's funny!

Amazing Soccer Shots

Seriously, does anyone in America care?

Where is Matt 2008?

42 countries in 14 months. This explains why Matt couldn't make the Pork & Beans shoot.

Wonka's Fizzy Lifting Drinks

And you thought Tim Burton's version was terrifying.

I'm Bo Yo'

Another patch of fresh beats from Bo Burnham.

Kevin Garnett's Post-Game Freakout

The Celtics forward and NBA Champion celebrates on Tuesday with quiet dignity. Oddly, this interview was only conducted at half-time.

Gay Zombies

They're rising from their graves and coming out of the coffin.

Rock Star Hissy Fit

Queen's of the Stone Age's Josh Homme is asked to play "Freebird" for the last time.

Bus Misses Road

"Where we're going, we don't need roads."