"Stole the money from my roommate's safe. Shredded it down, then used it to make the gigantic...
Squints had quite a growth spurt during puberty.
Make it stop, make it stop! Please make it stop before I lose everything!
"You and the captain, make it happen?" was the pickup line of choice that night.
"Cats and dogs living together, one person singing five tracks -- mass hysteria!"