That's a blot of piercings. No joke here, just a statement.

Like we would have drunk driving without cars!

Be serious, we're trying to take a nice photograph!

What exactly is tinsel, anyway?

It's too hot, it's too hot, turn it off, turn it off.

I've never felt so moved by a pair of boobs.

Screw the Browns

Rumor has it for $50, this owner will dress up his dog in the team sweater of your choosing. (Except for the Dolphins.)

Gentlemen, today you hung an innocent man.

"This picture was taken by a Lifeflight helicopter flying over Lake Istapoka, FL. That's a whole deer."

"I was at a wet t-shirt competition and a guy in the crowd slapped this chick on the belly. My camera just happened to catch the fat ripple effect. The photo is real and not been photo-shopped except to hide the girls face."

I said boob boob boob, let me hear you say way-o... WAY-O!

First Dartmouth Boobs. Ivy League is always hotter.

Sleepy Puppy

You know that kid who keeps falling asleep mid-class? This is him as a puppy.

Don't think that I won't punch you just because you're a cat.

GTA: Mario Land

Robot Chicken's Grand Theft Mario.