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2 total in July 2008

  • Thought Bubble

    July 31, 2008

    by Sean Curry July 30, 2008


    This week I sit down once again with James Introcaso of the Good Works Tour. We discuss THE BEST MOVIE EVER, Samuel L Jackson's headshine, and our dream matches.

    PANEL ONE: Best Opening Weekend ($158.4 million), Best Single Day($66.4 million). Top movie on IMDB Top 250 list. Could beat Titanic for highest-grossing film of all time. The dust has settled. Dark Knight. Let's talk about it.

    Sean: Seen it twice.
    James: Seen it once but at midnight the night it came out. I was very pleased
    Sean: As was I. This makes up for Bat-Skates, Bat-nipples,Bat-Airboards, and Chris O'Donnell.
    James: Agreed! I thought the theme of the film was totally amazing. ...But I did have a big problem with the end.
    Sean: The hero not being the hero?

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  • Thought Bubble

    July 17, 2008

    by Sean Curry July 17, 2008


    Welcome back, true believers. I've decided to pull myself out of the crushing sense of responsibility and boredom that is graduating from college, and do something to further stave off the inevitable crushing cubicle of despair that is the adult world. So, I've decided to get this column up and running. For this second installment, I sit down with my good friend, fellow comic book enthusiast, and up-and-coming mass murderer, Adam Dello Buono. (New to the series? Check out the first issue here.) This time, Gay Wolverine shows up, along with movie execs admitting they made a mistake and some of the most shameful powers to ever get gamma-rayed for.

    Um... mulligan?
    PANEL ONE: Spider-Man, The Incredible Hulk, the Batman series reboot, and Iron Man are ushering in a new era of superhero movies. Gone are the days of Batnipples, Catwomen, and Shaq, now is the time of solid story lines, believable villains, and relatable superheroes (emo dance breaks notwithstanding). With the Avengers movie teasing us at the very distant horizon, it seems that the best is yet to come. How is Hollywood going to screw it up?

    Sean: Two words: Iron-nipples
    Adam: Hey man, the ladies love 'em. I think that's where male disdain for them stemmed from.
    Sean: Jealousy?
    Adam: Could be. Rock hard nipples all the time, can cut through glass, etc. If that doesn't get you hot I don't know what does.
    Sean: My nipples cut through ass.
    Adam: Trust me, I know.
    Sean: Before we get too personal for the Grown-Men-In-Tights Column, lets veer back to the movies. I'm really glad to see Hollywood bigwigs willing to admit they screwed up an awesome story and take a redo, like with Hulk.

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