Welcome back to The Thought Bubble, bubble thinkers. I sit down with Adam Dello Buono and new-to-the-column John Fischer to discuss what spandex-clad men we'd like to see wrestle.
North vs South, Rebels vs Stormtroopers, Religion vs Common Sense. There have been some epic throwdowns in human history, but probably none so epic as fights that haven't happened between people that don't actually exist. What are some of your super-powered dream matches?
John: Honestly, I have to say that I'd like to see Namor vs Aquaman.
Adam: The fish would be so confused who to listen to.
John: True. Plus, Namor is a total bastard. Either he gets the shit kicked out of him, or we get to see someone in all orange get the shit kicked out of him. It's a win-win.
Adam: Totally. Also, they have fucking tridents.
John: Dude, tridents? Screw tridents, they could hit each other with whales.
Sean: Does Namor actually wield a trident?
John: I'm sure if you gave him a trident he'd get the general idea.
Adam: Yeah, it's the whole aquatic royalty weapon... thing.
Sean: Plus, Namor has proven to have actual effectiveness above ground, as evidenced by the whole flight, super strength, and increased durability thing.
Adam: He also looks like Spock.
Sean: And he also looks like Spock.
Sean Curry is not meant to be used as a lifesaving flotation device....
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