CollegeHumor: Comments by Sean Curry

10 Last Minute Halloween Costumes

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:00:00 -0400

Sexy Ghost

What you need

Sheet
Scissors
Legs
Heels

Tips for "selling it"

Make sure to yell "boo" at least once during orgasm

European

What you need

Too-tight T-shirt with stupid pattern on it
Too-tight jeans
Hair gel
Imported beer
Cigarette
Scarf

Tips for "selling it"

Scoff at most things people say
Dance with your hands only, no hips
Be generally obnoxious and dismissive of American customs

Drunk Uncle

What you need

Filthy dress shirt
Loose necktie
Bottle of whiskey
Red blush for gin blossoms on nose and cheeks (or just rub your face raw all night, you'll probably be too drunk to feel it)

Tips for "selling it"

Hit on younger girls
Request Billy Ocean songs all night
Pretend your excessive drinking is "just part of the costume"

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:21877"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/5/collegehumor.410f4f84538571c78218e93585c6a5bb.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-10-30 16:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:21877">CH Staff</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 572 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

10 Last Minute Halloween Costumes

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:00:00 -0400

Sexy Ghost

What you need

Sheet
Scissors
Legs
Heels

Tips for "selling it"

Make sure to yell "boo" at least once during orgasm

European

What you need

Too-tight T-shirt with stupid pattern on it
Too-tight jeans
Hair gel
Imported beer
Cigarette
Scarf

Tips for "selling it"

Scoff at most things people say
Dance with your hands only, no hips
Be generally obnoxious and dismissive of American customs

Drunk Uncle

What you need

Filthy dress shirt
Loose necktie
Bottle of whiskey
Red blush for gin blossoms on nose and cheeks (or just rub your face raw all night, you'll probably be too drunk to feel it)

Tips for "selling it"

Hit on younger girls
Request Billy Ocean songs all night
Pretend your excessive drinking is "just part of the costume"

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Subway Justice

Fri, 05 Jun 2009 13:00:00 -0400

I hope no one noticed me taking this picture.

I saw this on the subway the other day.

New Yorkers will tell you that subway graffiti is not uncommon, in particlar on the subway. Even in more particular is the practice of drawing a penis next to someone's mouth. My pal Nasry even has a joke about how he is afraid to have his own TV show because it will inevitably lead to penises being drawn next to his face. (So far so good!)

But in this case I have to take exception. This girl doesn't deserve this. I could understand if it was some skanky Bravo reality show about cutting hair or real housewives or "The Cougar"* which seem to fill the subway. Those ads cry out for penis drawings. This is a young lady trying to better herself by getting an education. She's stuck with a shitty sounding book too: Fields of Reading. If reading Catcher in the Rye is the equivalent of finding a million dollars in a suitcase, Fields of Reading sounds like the equivalent of well... having a dick drawn on your face.

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Fresh Prince Theme: Gangsta Version

Mon, 26 Jan 2009 11:00:00 -0500

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1896273"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/2/9/collegehumor.170d7012c7797ec27bd7cb39535a5da3.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:21877">CH Staff</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1801 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Dead Pig

Thu, 04 Dec 2008 18:00:00 -0500

<table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Thanksgiving with my family included no Thanksgiving dinner, but rather, a giant pig carcass spread out on the table, looking like it'd been run over by a steamroller. It was flattened, yet crispy. When the pig cadaver had been initially placed on the table, I noted the inch and a half of pig juice it was sitting in and privately considered the possibility that the submerged portion of the beast was rather soggy.

The eyes were still in the eye sockets, because, I don't know, why waste them? I moved around the table, in an attempt to avoid eye contact, but no matter where I went, the carrion's eyes followed. If this were a human, we'd be having a moment. But it wasn't a human (that's good), it was a pig, and it was dead and split in half and crispy and presenting itself for my family to consume.

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All R.A. Floor

Tue, 07 Oct 2008 14:30:00 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1832381"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/8/6/collegehumor.554fc3482ddec449f00421a6adea20d3.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1383 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Thought Bubble: September 8, 2008

Mon, 08 Sep 2008 10:06:47 -0400

<table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Welcome back to The Thought Bubble, bubble thinkers. I sit down with Adam Dello Buono and new-to-the-column John Fischer to discuss what spandex-clad men we'd like to see wrestle.

North vs South, Rebels vs Stormtroopers, Religion vs Common Sense. There have been some epic throwdowns in human history, but probably none so epic as fights that haven't happened between people that don't actually exist. What are some of your super-powered dream matches?

John: Honestly, I have to say that I'd like to see Namor vs Aquaman.

Adam: The fish would be so confused who to listen to.

John: True. Plus, Namor is a total bastard. Either he gets the shit kicked out of him, or we get to see someone in all orange get the shit kicked out of him. It's a win-win.

Adam: Totally. Also, they have fucking tridents.

John: Dude, tridents? Screw tridents, they could hit each other with whales.

Sean: Does Namor actually wield a trident?

John: I'm sure if you gave him a trident he'd get the general idea.

Adam: Yeah, it's the whole aquatic royalty weapon... thing.

Sean: Plus, Namor has proven to have actual effectiveness above ground, as evidenced by the whole flight, super strength, and increased durability thing.

Adam: He also looks like Spock.

Sean: And he also looks like Spock.

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Thought Bubble: August 15, 2008

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 18:57:47 -0400

<table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Good Works Tour to discuss what happens when you mix gamma rays with scotch and what upcoming supermovies he's excited about.

PANEL ONE: Drunk driving's bad. I think that's something all of us can get behind. You know what's worse? Drunk superhero-ing. Imagine if the car being drunk driven could fly, shoot lasers, and read your mind. There have been some pretty heavy abusers over the years.

Sean: Of course the classic example is Tony Stark
James: Agreed. Though they didn't play it up in the movie, that man is a booze fiend
Sean: "Get me a scotch, I'm starving." I think they did a good job showing his love of the bottle.

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Thought Bubble: July 31, 2008

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 23:39:28 -0400

<table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Good Works Tour. We discuss THE BEST MOVIE EVER, Samuel L Jackson's headshine, and our dream matches.

PANEL ONE: Best Opening Weekend ($158.4 million), Best Single Day($66.4 million). Top movie on IMDB Top 250 list. Could beat Titanic for highest-grossing film of all time. The dust has settled. Dark Knight. Let's talk about it.

Sean: Seen it twice.
James: Seen it once but at midnight the night it came out. I was very pleased
Sean: As was I. This makes up for Bat-Skates, Bat-nipples,Bat-Airboards, and Chris O'Donnell.
James: Agreed! I thought the theme of the film was totally amazing. ...But I did have a big problem with the end.
Sean: The hero not being the hero?

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Thought Bubble: July 31, 2008

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 23:39:28 -0400

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Andrew WK Edits His Facebook Page

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 16:36:46 -0400

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Thought Bubble: July 17, 2008

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 15:22:31 -0400

<table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> (New to the series? Check out the first issue here.) This time, Gay Wolverine shows up, along with movie execs admitting they made a mistake and some of the most shameful powers to ever get gamma-rayed for.

Um... mulligan?
PANEL ONE: Spider-Man, The Incredible Hulk, the Batman series reboot, and Iron Man are ushering in a new era of superhero movies. Gone are the days of Batnipples, Catwomen, and Shaq, now is the time of solid story lines, believable villains, and relatable superheroes (emo dance breaks notwithstanding). With the Avengers movie teasing us at the very distant horizon, it seems that the best is yet to come. How is Hollywood going to screw it up?

Sean: Two words: Iron-nipples
Adam: Hey man, the ladies love 'em. I think that's where male disdain for them stemmed from.
Sean: Jealousy?
Adam: Could be. Rock hard nipples all the time, can cut through glass, etc. If that doesn't get you hot I don't know what does.
Sean: My nipples cut through ass.
Adam: Trust me, I know.
Sean: Before we get too personal for the Grown-Men-In-Tights Column, lets veer back to the movies. I'm really glad to see Hollywood bigwigs willing to admit they screwed up an awesome story and take a redo, like with Hulk.

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Issue #62

Tue, 27 May 2008 16:51:18 -0400

Writing AND jokes? Now that's what I call a triple play!

TV Shows Double Amputees May Find Offensive

Two and a Half Men
So You Think You Can Dance
Last Comic Standing

-Brian Agler

How Many Electricians Does it Take to Screw in a Light Bulb?

Two.
One to screw in the light bulb, and the other to criticize him for demeaning their profession.

-Brian Agler

Modernized Classics

- The Selected Gmails of Mark Twain
- Franklin Delano Roosevelt's Fireside Podcasts
- annefrank.blogspot.com

-Kevin Corrigan

Well Educated Gangsters

"Yo that mother f*cker has got a serious Oedipus complex."

-Colin L.

Expressions That Were Used Literally to My Obese Ex-Girlfriend

-Don't rock the boat
-I'll cross the bridge once I come to it
-Don't Bite the Hand that feeds you
-Don't try to walk before you can crawl

-Josh Carter

Worst Parents Ever...

Buy you Bugles, then tell you not to play with your food.

-Brandon Young

Clever Rap Line for Stupid Rappers

- "Playin' hard to get like her name was Dr. Seuss."
- "You can count on me like I'm your fingers."
- "Chewin' on DVD's like I thought they were Baked Lays, I only drink on Tays that end with Zondays."
-Amir Blumenfeld

Jerry Seinfeld goes insane

- "What's the deal with airplane food? They don't serve it on airplanes and it's not food!"

-Josh Kirby

Movie Do's and Don'ts

- Don't tell mom the babysitter's dead. Do the right thing.
- Don't mess with the Zohan. Do America (with Beavis and Butt-Head).
- Don't be a menace to South Central while drinking your juice in the hood. Do, where's my car?

-Jeff Rubin

Now that Memorial Day is over I can go back to honoring the troops the way I normally do, by NOT embezzling money from veterans' fund raisers.

-Patrick Cassels

Click here to submit your own 105%.

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The Thought Bubble

Sat, 29 Mar 2008 14:40:02 -0400

<table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> For the inaugural installment of "Thought Bubble", I talk with the host of The Early Late Show with James Introcaso, James Introcaso. We discuss Britney Spears' alien vagina, the devil, and the riveting cultural undertones of the early works of Stan Lee and how they apply to a post-industrial American society. Just kidding. We talk about Gay Batman.

PANEL ONE: The Marvel Universe is currently being invaded by Skrulls, a shape-shifting race of aliens intent on killing or enslaving any human they see and turning Earth into their new homeworld. Anyone can be the enemy. No one can be trusted. Someone call Joe McCarthy.

James: Big surprise. Someone in the Marvel Universe isn't who they really say they are. They're a clone. Wow. This has NEVER been done before.

Sean: Everyone in the Marvel Universe has either been cloned, impersonated, kidnapped, or dead at some point in their life. After all, you know what they say, "Death is only the halfway point of life."

James: Here's the disappointing part. This is supposed to totally change the Marvel Universe. Civil War was supposed to change the face of the MU. So was World War Hulk! Everything always turns back to normal because no one wants to be reading Daredevil for 36 issues and then find out he was A F*CKING CLONE and now you just blew $144 to read about some blind alien who sucks.

Sean: Clone, alien shapeshifting zealot, same diff.

James: Agreed. Not that I wouldn't love to be a shapeshifting alien. Anyone who says otherwise is lying.

Sean: Maybe you are.

James: I'd pretty much be a shame for that alien. My identity is more or less worthless to world domination. I'm being interviewed as a comic book expert.
Run for your lives!

Sean: I think if shapeshifting aliens wanted to take over the planet, the best way would be to impersonate a pop celebrity, make everyone think she's crazy, and make sure no one talks about important stuff. Wait...

James: WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!

Sean: Can aliens shapeshift vaginas, too?

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Semester Abroad Minifeed: China

Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:19:31 -0400

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The Longest Fart

Fri, 28 Mar 2008 12:01:17 -0400

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What Disease Will You Contract Over Spring Break?

Thu, 20 Mar 2008 12:48:10 -0400

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What Disease Will You Contract Over Spring Break?

Thu, 20 Mar 2008 12:48:10 -0400

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What Disease Will You Contract Over Spring Break?

Thu, 20 Mar 2008 12:48:10 -0400

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Hardly Drinking

Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:23:08 -0400

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Sarah also secretly video'd Jake listening and dancing to various songs all day in preperation. Here ya go!

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