CollegeHumor: Comments by Josh Taylor http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1925221 Fans Fight Over Stick Mon, 23 Nov 2009 11:22:50 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1925221 Fans Fight Over Stick nonadult comedy They're imitating their favorite players. hockey, fight, fan, fail, sports, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1925221"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/3/collegehumor.771e06849300c7625971c5a39985d453.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 77 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1925221 Fans Fight Over Stick Mon, 23 Nov 2009 11:22:50 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1925221 Fans Fight Over Stick nonadult comedy They're imitating their favorite players. hockey, fight, fan, fail, sports, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1925221"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/3/collegehumor.771e06849300c7625971c5a39985d453.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 77 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1925218 Ultimate Fighter Rampage Jackson Destroys Door Mon, 23 Nov 2009 11:22:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1925218 Ultimate Fighter Rampage Jackson Destroys Door nonadult comedy It's a good thing he'll never have an opportunity to take his anger out on people! rampage jackson, mma, ufc, spike, reality, door destroy crazy <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1925218"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/9/collegehumor.1b37b67a85694cb27c0db6a9bf994d73.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 112 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1925223 Hot, Crazy Girlfriend Smashes Xbox Mon, 23 Nov 2009 13:17:02 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1925223 Hot, Crazy Girlfriend Smashes Xbox nonadult comedy She must be having her monthly red ring of death. xbox, girlfriend, crazy, girls, smash, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1925223"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/6/a/collegehumor.30c94396fe2d602f9c4f9f0a8f62008e.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 190 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1794774 Pop Culture QuickNotes: November 20 Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1794774 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
Let's dig in!

Johnny Depp was named the Sexiest Man Alive this week by People magazine.  See Johnny?  That's better than any dumb Oscar. (IDLYITW)

While in London this week, Beyonce booked two hotel rooms - one for herself, and one for her luggage.  Unfortunately, the luggage got two twin beds instead of a queen and hoo boy, you should have seen the luggage.  It was livid.  The luggage will never stay in that hotel again, no sir. (Celebslam)

Martha Stewart started shit with Rachel Ray this week, saying that she 'cannot bake' and is 'more of an entertainer.'  Oh snap!  I can't wait to see what polite insults Rachel Ray has up her sleeves!  (Which, for the record, Martha thinks are 'a bit flashy.') (Celebslam)

Megan Fox did a photoshoot for the New York Times (I know, what?) this week, and surprise surprise, she's super flexible.  She also loves steak, Matchbox cars, video games and doing butt stuff. (Popoholic)
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:293"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/d/collegehumor.2500d10d3b58683f1224355d5ee015c3.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-11-20 15:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:293">Sarah Schneider</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1120"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 125 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1891938 Dark Knight Heavy-Lifting Tips Fri, 28 Nov 2008 13:21:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1891938 Dark Knight Heavy-Lifting Tips nonadult comedy Batman and The Joker join forces against back injuries batman, movies, dark knight, sketch comedy, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1891938"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/9/collegehumor.7aba80cc8e555b96b762a769d9bee5e7.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 216 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1803418 Super Mario 64 Speed Run Thu, 21 Feb 2008 17:49:42 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1803418 Super Mario 64 Speed Run nonadult comedy Is that Mario or Sonic? mario, speed run, videogame, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1803418"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/9/c/collegehumor.98c92fb9a4aadfb84c6f094c9d7d5c49.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 585 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1794355 Classic Titles Made Sarcastic With Quotation Marks Thu, 12 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1794355 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:101226"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/2/b/collegehumor.bf47a312f8c3b3d327c1333b4268bdca.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-11-12 17:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:101226">Patrick Cassels</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:857"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 336 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1923735 What English Sounds Like to Foreigners Mon, 26 Oct 2009 11:41:12 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1923735 What English Sounds Like to Foreigners nonadult comedy Huh, I always thought our voices had more of a Humphrey Bogart sound to them. foreigners, music video, language, america, singing, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1923735"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/2/7/collegehumor.cf7a3f425d95047bf3b1c0e7a8ac0c00.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 351 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1921646 The Coolest Guy in the World Mon, 21 Sep 2009 11:48:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1921646 The Coolest Guy in the World nonadult comedy "You skateboard? That's cool. I'm kinda just great at everything." parkour, stunts, extreme, talent, flips, cool amazing <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1921646"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/2/d/collegehumor.8d965732836ec4b64030efdd965634b0.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1629 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1788267 The 7 Kinds of Roommates Fri, 17 Jul 2009 16:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1788267 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
Roommates are horrible.  See?  But they're also easily slotted into one of seven different kinds.  Try to figure out which one your roommate is!

The Toddler

It might start off simply- "Oh, I lost my key", or "Hey, could I print this out on your computer?"  but the dependency has only begun.  Pretty soon he's asking you which shirt looks better with these khakis as you fill out the complicated parts of his FAFSA application. Of course, all of this is just child's play compared to weekends.  Even the most prolonged use of your toothpaste has nothing on what happens when this enormous preschooler gets a hold of a bottle of booze.  You spend most weekend nights fielding calls from a guy named J-Rock telling you that no one can get him out of the sycamore outside Sigma Nu. When you finally drag him home at 4:15 AM, you'll be rewarded with a bonus round of projectile vomiting brought to you by his accidental alcohol poisoning. It's a good thing his mom left a laminated sheet of emergency numbers glued to your tack board!


The Mascot

Hopefully you like your school's colors, because before you moved in, your roommate and his parents came early and repainted your room. Your spirited roommate has no standards for people other than the fact that they go to your school. Thus the glaring douchiness of a person doesn't matter to him as long as they are coincidentally chosen and enrolled in your class. Whenever you wear a red shirt, your roommate boos you and says, "F*ck the Wildcats," at which point you try to explain to them that red is not wolverines, it's a color. Eventually he will decide to run for student government and your front door will be plastered with campaign posters. He considers his running for office the biggest moment of your life, and never allows you to fall asleep as he explains to you all the bright new ideas he has about fresh produce in the cafeteria and a sure fire plan that will get the Guster to perform in the stadium. You won't vote for him, but he will still win the election and you will be stuck eating healthier school lunches and pretending to like Guster. 
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Roommates are horrible.  See?  But they're also easily slotted into one of seven different kinds.  Try to figure out which one your roommate is!

The Toddler

It might start off simply- "Oh, I lost my key", or "Hey, could I print this out on your computer?"  but the dependency has only begun.  Pretty soon he's asking you which shirt looks better with these khakis as you fill out the complicated parts of his FAFSA application. Of course, all of this is just child's play compared to weekends.  Even the most prolonged use of your toothpaste has nothing on what happens when this enormous preschooler gets a hold of a bottle of booze.  You spend most weekend nights fielding calls from a guy named J-Rock telling you that no one can get him out of the sycamore outside Sigma Nu. When you finally drag him home at 4:15 AM, you'll be rewarded with a bonus round of projectile vomiting brought to you by his accidental alcohol poisoning. It's a good thing his mom left a laminated sheet of emergency numbers glued to your tack board!


The Mascot

Hopefully you like your school's colors, because before you moved in, your roommate and his parents came early and repainted your room. Your spirited roommate has no standards for people other than the fact that they go to your school. Thus the glaring douchiness of a person doesn't matter to him as long as they are coincidentally chosen and enrolled in your class. Whenever you wear a red shirt, your roommate boos you and says, "F*ck the Wildcats," at which point you try to explain to them that red is not wolverines, it's a color. Eventually he will decide to run for student government and your front door will be plastered with campaign posters. He considers his running for office the biggest moment of your life, and never allows you to fall asleep as he explains to you all the bright new ideas he has about fresh produce in the cafeteria and a sure fire plan that will get the Guster to perform in the stadium. You won't vote for him, but he will still win the election and you will be stuck eating healthier school lunches and pretending to like Guster. 
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:21877"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/5/collegehumor.410f4f84538571c78218e93585c6a5bb.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-07-17 16:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:21877">CH Staff</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 358 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1916656 Pool NBA Jam Thu, 09 Jul 2009 11:45:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1916656 Pool NBA Jam nonadult comedy Nobody catches fire, but that's because there were misses between the takes they used. basketball, pool, shot, trick shot, nba jam, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1916656"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/6/f/collegehumor.29c06546bd3abfdcbf3bba3ff760680f.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 171 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1914353 Evil Fart Tue, 16 Jun 2009 12:20:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1914353 Evil Fart nonadult comedy They should have never opened that can of Necrinomibeans, which roughly translates to "the beans of the dead." Fart, Evil Dead, WTF, Horror, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1914353"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/f/6/collegehumor.f275c20f3e9c02a5426ed1f6fd851b17.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 156 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1775379 A Man's Conversations With His Penis Through 3 Stages of Life Tue, 12 May 2009 17:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1775379 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Early Adolescence

Penis: HEY MAN, WHAT'S GOING ON?

Brain: Nothing, just calm down. I'm wearing sweatpants and we're right in the middle of class.

Penis: BRO, LOOK AT ALL THESE CHICKS. LET'S HAVE SEX WITH THEM. ALL OF THEM.

Brain: We're definitely not gonna do that.

Penis: YO THAT VOLCANO DIORAMA LOOKS LIKE A BOOB. WE SHOULD HAVE SEX WITH IT.

Brain: Please go back to sleep.

Penis: F*CK NO. I'M AMPED.

Brain: But I've gotta do a presentation. Everyone's going to see you...

Penis: DON'T CARE.

Brain: Please, I'm begging you.

Penis: I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH EVERYTHING IN THIS ROOM.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1648824"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/a/collegehumor.3fc86fae9d1470ed6013e7fafc3e1807.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-05-12 17:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1648824">Brian Murphy</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1124 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1905328 The Shawshank Rap Tue, 14 Apr 2009 12:19:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1905328 The Shawshank Rap nonadult comedy I have no idea to this day what them two rappers were singin' about. Truth is, I don't want to know. Oh, movies? That's cool. movies, the shawshank redemption, prison, rap, music video, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1905328"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/1/9/collegehumor.498db721e34258a009ce2ad92f388d98.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:77296">Josh</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:396"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 359 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1772296 Caption Contest: 3/16 Mon, 16 Mar 2009 12:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1772296 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:945989"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/4/collegehumor.8879997c887ae4b37f766c44f2de531f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-03-16 12:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:945989">Susanna Wolff</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:53"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 44 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1769274 Caption Contest: 1/14 Wed, 14 Jan 2009 15:00:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1769274 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:945989"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/4/collegehumor.8879997c887ae4b37f766c44f2de531f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-01-14 15:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:945989">Susanna Wolff</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:53"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 23 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1894372 Massive Lake Explosion Thu, 18 Dec 2008 10:56:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1894372 Massive Lake Explosion nonadult comedy Wow, nature CAN be interesting. lake, water, explosion, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1894372"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/2/9/collegehumor.59155822e293e131e3da557986f706e8.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 403 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1763448 The Weekly WYR: October 16th Thu, 16 Oct 2008 14:03:19 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1763448 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great WYR, submit it at the bottom of this or any WYR article.

Would You Rather...

  • Be dizzy forever, or own 28 indestructable cats that disrespect you physically and emotionally? From artimus
  • Taste like stamp all over your body, or smell old only some of the time? From harrison
  • Find a quarter on the sidewalk, or have your hometown win the WNBA championship? From Brent
  • make sex noises every time you took a crap, or make cat noises every time you had to pee From Guillermo
  • Live a happy and fulfilling life, or die fighting (and having killed) one or more bears? From Evan
  • Hear the Family Matters theme everytime you see a black cop, or hear the Full House theme everytime you see a white widower? From Charles
  • Have a viral video, or have a low rated TV show? From Chris
  • Have a Light Saber, or end world hunger? From mike

Finally, this week's winner of the That's Not Technically a WYR, But Damn, It's a Good Question Award is Philip, who sent in this.

  • Is Kazooie from Banjo-Kazooie a boy or girl? From Philip

Straight up, man? I'm not sure.

If you have a good WYR, submit it here.
Check back every Friday to see if yours made the cut.

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