*Special thanks to Sara P. for submitting these*

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1. JJ ABRAMS (writer of Gone Fishin')

The master of the overly complex mysteries of Lost/Alias/Fringe, omnipresent lens flares of Star Trek, and frizzy hair of Felicity hasn't always been able to spin engaging plots with fresh, interesting characters. In fact, JJ (at the time known as "Jeffrey") may have made the most ridiculously, jaw-droppingly bad buddy comedy of all-time: Gone Fishin'. In case the pairing of Joe Pesci and Danny Glover as wacky fishin' pals who get into wild hijinks in an attempt to go fishing (really) isn't enough for you, just watch the film and prepare for his greatest mystery of all: how did this movie ever got made? Nothing is funny, the hijinks are non-sensical, and it contains possibly the most uncomfortable Willie Nelson cameo of all-time. SPOILER ALERT! They don't even catch any fish.

Extra Bit of Ridiculous: Dean Cain's dad directed it.

 

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2. JOSS WHEDON (writer of Alien: Resurrection)

 

Millions of geeks praise everything Joss Whedon touches without even needing to think. Joss Whedon has a new show? IT WAS THE MOST BRILLIANT SHOW OF ALL-TIME! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT GOT CANCELLED! Joss Whedon makes a sandwich? SINGLE GREATEST SANDWICH EVER! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT GOT EATEN! Joss Whedon makes a third sequel to Alien? IT WAS THE...oh, the one with Winona Ryder? Ew. That crap was terrible. Whedonites try to forget their Lord/Master/Rich Man's Diablo Cody ever had his hand in that pot, but helping Winona Ryder stay employed is something that should be punishable by death.

Extra Bit of Ridiculous: The director's next film? Amelie.

Learning a language, exploring new cultures, and broadening one's horizons are all really boring reasons to study abroad. Roll-over to see what students really expect overseas.

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Mental breakdowns
Free time on nights/weekends
Office hours visited
Amount you love life
Number of times you wake up in the middle of the night to scream F*CK
Hatred for humanity
Doodles made

Phonecall:	Result:
Cage: Nick Cage's phone. This is Nick Cage. Cage's Agent: Nick, baby, I got a movie offer for you on my desk. Cage: I'll do it. Cage's Agent: Don't you want to see a script or something? Cage: I haven't read a script since Leaving Las Vegas. Just sign me up. Cage's Agent: Do you even want to know the title? Cage: I pay you to do these things for me. Tell them I can film the whole thing next week.
Cage: That was terrible. Cage's Agent: I know but I'm looking at your next blockbuster right now. In this one you can see into the future. Cage: Sounds cool. Will my face take up a third of the poster again? Cage's Agent: I can make it happen. Cage: I'm in.

Things look a little different when you're drunk...

So I was packing my stuff up to head back to school yesterday and stumbled upon these 5 letters in an envelope that were in this huge suitcase of crap from the end of last semester. I guess I accidentally threw them in my bag in a rush as I was leaving. Anyway, this kid Darren was my roommate in a triple freshman year and me and my suitemates complained about him all the time because he reeked of spoiled milk and rotten ass. One dude even had his dad who's a lawyer write a letter to the administration. On top of it he was antisocial and acted all pervy when our suitemate's girlfriend was around. I wonder if he'll put up a stink about this.