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Wrote an article on Thursday, Dec 13My Hobbies
I’ve always wanted to have hobbies.Right now I just have interests, which makes my answers to questions about hobbies and interests disturbingly lopsided.I wish more people would let me engage in my hobbies. In the Hospital Bill: What are...
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Wrote an article on Wednesday, Sep 5
Other Public Restroom Signals
Want to convey a message to that other person in the bathroom, but without using words? Now you can, thanks to the rich and beautiful language of Public Bathroom Signals. Foot tapping Trying to initiate sexual encounter...
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Wrote an article on Wednesday, Aug 15
Diary of a Sim
Diary of a Sim Dear Diary, Today was the first day of my new life.We arrived on the block and met our new neighbors, Untitled1 Untitled1 and his lovely wife or domestic partner, Untitled2 Untitled1.When dusk came, they seemed to be in a strange...
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Wrote an article on Tuesday, Aug 14
Jesus's Facebook Profile
Jesus’s Facebook Profile. Name: Jesus H. Christ Networks: Ancient Israel, Heaven Sex: Male Interested in: People Looking for: Friendship Whatever I can get Birthday: 12/25/0000 Hometown: Nazareth Political Views: Pro-Caesar Religious Views:...
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Wrote an article on Wednesday, Aug 1
What Jesus Would Do
I've finally realized what Jesus actually would do in these situations...In Traffic: Me: Flicks off other motorists,honking loudly. Jesus: Thinks horns are angelic trumpets heralding his coming, wanders into street trying to part the traffic and...
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Liked an article on Thursday, Dec 13Aladdin Questions the Genie's Wishing Rules
Genie: Rule number one: I can't kill anybody. So don't ask. Rule number two: I can't make anybody fall in love. Rule number three! I can't bring people back from the dead. Finally, no wishing for more wishes!Aladdin: Okay, so I can’t wish...
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Liked an article on Thursday, Dec 13
My Hobbies
I’ve always wanted to have hobbies.Right now I just have interests, which makes my answers to questions about hobbies and interests disturbingly lopsided.I wish more people would let me engage in my hobbies. In the Hospital Bill: What are...
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Liked an article on Wednesday, Sep 5
Other Public Restroom Signals
Want to convey a message to that other person in the bathroom, but without using words? Now you can, thanks to the rich and beautiful language of Public Bathroom Signals. Foot tapping Trying to initiate sexual encounter...
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Liked an article on Wednesday, Aug 15
Diary of a Sim
Diary of a Sim Dear Diary, Today was the first day of my new life.We arrived on the block and met our new neighbors, Untitled1 Untitled1 and his lovely wife or domestic partner, Untitled2 Untitled1.When dusk came, they seemed to be in a strange...
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Liked an article on Tuesday, Aug 14
Jesus's Facebook Profile
Jesus’s Facebook Profile. Name: Jesus H. Christ Networks: Ancient Israel, Heaven Sex: Male Interested in: People Looking for: Friendship Whatever I can get Birthday: 12/25/0000 Hometown: Nazareth Political Views: Pro-Caesar Religious Views:...
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