Let's move him to his bed, will someone help me lift up the other end?

Don't be children's toy!

My friend works at Hobby Lobby and brought this home to show me. I knew immediately that I had to bring it to your attention.

I feel bad for the women of the 90's.

Thriller Sense

Really, what's the point in being a geek and collecting toys if you don't play with them every once in a while?

Xeno: Warrior Fanboy!!!!!

Optimus Christ

That Spider-Guy

Spider-Man being that guy.