CollegeHumor: User 833550's Articles http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1775782 Undergrad Libs Tue, 26 May 2009 18:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1775782 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:833550"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/7/9/collegehumor.ec51e537b16eb322f20c9bb955e32ca9.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-05-26 18:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:833550">Pat Stansik</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1126"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 164 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1771566 If Rivals Expanded Their Coverage Fri, 06 Mar 2009 14:00:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1771566 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:833550"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/7/9/collegehumor.ec51e537b16eb322f20c9bb955e32ca9.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-03-06 14:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:833550">Pat Stansik</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1126"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 46 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1769132 My iTunes Gets Kidnapped Tue, 20 Jan 2009 17:00:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1769132 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> iTunes has just finished an invigorating session of Bikram Yoga and is on his way to finish the final 300 pages of David Foster Wallace's "Infinite Jest" when he feels a tap on his shoulder.  Thinking it must be his best friend Netflix, he turns around, is immediately chloroformed, and is tossed into the back of a black 1979 Dodge Ram Van by a creature he can't identify.  When he comes to, he finds himself in the darkness of the basement of an abandoned warehouse.

iTunes:  Where... where am I?

A dim light is turned on and flickers overhead as Jordan Knight's "Give It To You" begins to blare over the muffled loudspeakers.  iTunes tries to stand up but finds his arms and legs tied to the legs of the school desk he finds himself sitting in.  He barely manages to lift the lid of the desk to see that it is filled with CD cases that have been destroyed beyond recognition; the only one he can identify is Sugar Ray's "14:59".  The light is turned off and the music begins to fade out.  A few seconds later, the light is turned back on and iTunes finds himself staring at the same creature that kidnapped him.

iTunes:  What do you want from me?

Winamp Media Player:  You don't even know who I am, do you?

iTunes:  MediaMonkey?

Winamp Media Player punches iTunes in the stomach.

iTunes:  What the hell was that for?

Winamp Media Player:  Watch your mouth, I should end you just for saying that.

iTunes:  I've never seen you on his desktop... how should I know who you are?
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:833550"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/7/9/collegehumor.ec51e537b16eb322f20c9bb955e32ca9.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-01-20 17:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:833550">Pat Stansik</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1126"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 242 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1769025 Tim Tebow Starts a Chat Room Mon, 12 Jan 2009 18:00:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1769025 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:833550"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/7/9/collegehumor.ec51e537b16eb322f20c9bb955e32ca9.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-01-12 18:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:833550">Pat Stansik</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1126"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 104 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1768720 Honest Christmas Thank You Cards Mon, 05 Jan 2009 16:00:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1768720 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:833550"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/7/9/collegehumor.ec51e537b16eb322f20c9bb955e32ca9.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-01-05 16:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:833550">Pat Stansik</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1126"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 170 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1764897 If Third Graders Used Juicy Campus Mon, 17 Nov 2008 18:00:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1764897 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:833550"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/7/9/collegehumor.ec51e537b16eb322f20c9bb955e32ca9.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-11-17 18:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:833550">Pat Stansik</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1126"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 105 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1764495 Halloween Party News Feed Tue, 04 Nov 2008 16:00:40 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1764495 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:833550"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/7/9/collegehumor.ec51e537b16eb322f20c9bb955e32ca9.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-11-04 16:00:40 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:833550">Pat Stansik</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1126"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 18 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1762027 Sunday Morning Flowchart Sun, 14 Sep 2008 17:37:44 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1762027 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:833550"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/7/9/collegehumor.ec51e537b16eb322f20c9bb955e32ca9.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-09-14 17:37:44 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:833550">Pat Stansik</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1126"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 64 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />