About Me
I was born in the foothills of Northern New Jersey to an ogre and a banana. Disowned because of my appearance, I was cast out and raised by wolves until I learned to harness their magical powers at the age of eight. Two years later, I was knocked unconscious while levitating over Chile. I woke up as a freshman at TCNJ and must now start piecing together what I have been doing for the past 8 years.