*knocks*
Mary: Someone's at the door
Joseph: Don't worry babe, I got it.
*opens door*
Joseph: Oh, hey God.
God: What's up Joe, how you been?
Joseph: Good, busy, really busy. You?
God: You know how it is, just managing the after-life and trying to keep the world from crumbling. Can't complain.
Joseph: Yeah.
God: Well, is my boy around?
Joseph: I think so, I'd check the backyard.
God: Joe, I'm God, the boy's inside.
Joseph: Oh, weird, you're right. Jesus, your dad who left you here after impregnating mommy is her to take you for the weekend...
*As Joseph turns around to look at Jesus running to the door, God raises his smiting finger but is deterred by a look from Mary*Joseph: Now Jesus, be careful and rememb...
Jesus: ...Bye dad, bye mom, love you!
*the two fly off in the sky, Joseph closes the door*>