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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1657072"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/8/collegehumor.06098b8bb7a6234c386249d817f7bddb.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-11-05 18:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1657072">Conor McKeon</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:529"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 591 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1923608 Super Fast Tortoise Fri, 23 Oct 2009 11:52:57 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1923608 Super Fast Tortoise nonadult comedy Ban steroid abuse in ALL species! animal, amazing, fast, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1923608"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/8/5/collegehumor.04925a581e26d31fec4b4635c8b0b1d8.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 106 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1923607 Awesome Garbage Can Explosion Fri, 23 Oct 2009 11:41:25 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1923607 Awesome Garbage Can Explosion nonadult comedy This is how they elect the president in their culture. explosion, russia, stunt, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1923607"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/7/collegehumor.edffc60ca2db176042af7057802e9e8a.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 128 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1923545 Red Hot Ice Thu, 22 Oct 2009 12:29:11 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1923545 Red Hot Ice nonadult comedy Forget everything you thought you knew about ice! ice, hot, science, experiment, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1923545"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/6/collegehumor.cf840b904b93a92172495cf68580578b.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 62 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1923183 Balloon Boy Gets Scolded Thu, 15 Oct 2009 19:08:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1923183 Balloon Boy Gets Scolded nonadult comedy He's alive. 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So the poor saps who choose to learn from us are particularly absurd. Here are seven aliens, cavemen and other beings who study our culture -- or the closest thing we have to culture: our television shows.

Link, Encino Man

In Encino Man, Brendan Fraser plays a caveman who's thawed out in contemporary Encino, California. Of course, by "plays" I mean grunts and dances to punk rock, and by "contemporary" I mean the early '90s of a teen movie. This implies all sorts of period nods like roller coasters, skateboards, and an MTV-like channel surfing montage that teaches "Link" the ins and outs of how to be a human being. Or, more specifically, a person trying to survive a Pauly Shore movie (see: making weasel sounds and stuffing your face with burritos).
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