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I don't know if you can tell, but in my profile picture, I'm extremely sunburnt. That's the result of a bungled camping trip in the Florida Everglades. Bungled is a funny word. I was stuck in the low-tide mud on the coast for upwards of eight hours with no sun protection, shoes, or College Humor. Also, there was only one 12 oz bottle of water to share between three guys. But mainly, no College Humor. It was devastating. To make matters worse, I was stung by a scorpion the night before. It was a tiny one, which are supposed to be the most poisonous. This picture was taken on the van directly after I had survived this travesty. After all that, I'm still smiling, but that could have something to do with the scorpion sting. I don't usually smile after the worst things in my life happen. My girlfriend of 3 years and I broke up recently, and I didn't smile after that. Also, there were no scorpions involved. My mom was mugged once in a grocery store parking lot near our house, she was held at knife point while a guy demanded her purse. (It contained a checkbook and 73 cents.) I wasn't smiling directly after that, either. And guess what? NO SCORPIONS! From this, I've determined that the worst times in my life are directly correlated to a lack of scorpions, or more specifically their stings on my person. I wonder if I could manage to score a few sweet hits of S-Juice off that creepy guy who walks through the dorm's back yard every day from behind the old restaurant? Yeah, you know that guy. The one that always gives me a weird look when I'm just trying to stand outside and enjoy my cig. I bet he's running deep in the scorpion harvesting game. And with a hook-up like that, my life could be nothing but rainbows and unicorns for at least the next year and a half before I graduate. Yeah man... that would be sweet...
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