When I read the Stupid Question Hall of Fame from the week of 1/28/08, one submission made me laugh ridiculously hard:

"Professor: This painting is called 'The Lamentation of Christ', anyone know what the word lamentation means?

Student: Is that, like, when you cover something in plastic, like paper?"

In short, I could not get the image out of my mind of Jesus getting laminated. So I had my friend draw this picture. Hope you enjoy....

Parker Brothers recently released an all new "honest" Monopoly board. This new version cuts through all the bullsh*t of the regular board and allows players to experience the game the way it was meant to be played.

Jon: River City Ransom. It's a classic "two brothers take on a bully" game in a Grease-era high school. They recently ported it to Gameboy Advance, but no true sequel has ever been made.

Jeff: The game's The-Warriors-meets- Happy-Days setting was unique, I'd still love to see it realized on a modern console. On the other hand, River City Ransom's bad guys already say "BARF!" when you hit them. How can you improve on that?

Jon: It could be updated with crips and bloods.

Jeff: They should make an RBI Baseball 2008 that's just RBI Baseball with updated rosters, and maybe play-by-play.

Jon: Or Base Wars! That was was a game that was almost there. Now it would be refined, and so bad ass. I loved the hover-bots. The more realistic the game play is, the worse I am at it.

Jeff: I know what you mean. I'm excellent at robo-combat, so I'm terrible at Base Wars.

Jon: I remember seeing a video of you dissecting that tankbot's face.

Jeff: He was blocking home plate.