Hi, I'm one of the guys that you clean up after on the 12th floor of my Universities housing tower who is guilty of faulty trajectory and a lack of motivation to flush the toilet. You see, it's not that I don't want my waste to travel a long and...
...unless we're talking about just picking them up off the floor.
CollegeHumor's favorite be-masked apparition harnesses his chi.
This girl gets yelled at by her mom for going on a MySpace date while her immature father records...